peter parker

Yeah. A kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands. (RP)

[peter parker @PETERlFFlC]

@mechanicalstark Really?!

[peter parker @PETERlFFlC]

*text: @mechanicalstark* hi!

[peter parker @PETERlFFlC]

@mechanicalstark Oh, hey, but I've been up to so much lately! It's been great, well, first of all last Tuesday I stopped a guy from stealing money out of an ATM! There were cameras there anyway but I, like, I did that, you know?

[peter parker @PETERlFFlC]

@mechanicalstark The ceiling, haha.

[peter parker @PETERlFFlC]

@mechanicalstark Ooh, watcha doin'?

[peter parker @PETERlFFlC]

@mechanicalstark *Videocalls. Now is next time enough, right?*

[peter parker @PETERlFFlC]

@mechanicalstark *text:* since you finally replied!

[peter parker @PETERlFFlC]

@mechanicalstark *text:* nice! vegan lol woke

[peter parker @PETERlFFlC]

@mechanicalstark *text:* SOY?

[peter parker @PETERlFFlC]

I wouldn’t be so bad as full-time backup.

[peter parker @PETERlFFlC]

*text:* Let me know when ur free! 🤙🏻

[peter parker @PETERlFFlC]

*text:* Maybe we should catch up some time. Get a frappe lol

[peter parker @PETERlFFlC]

Not so hot on the Death Star anymore.

[peter parker @PETERlFFlC]

I could name at least five viral trends that I probably definitely started by now.

[peter parker @PETERlFFlC]

I need a new mission. Maybe I should start sending emails again.

[peter parker @PETERlFFlC]

@STRlKETHOR One-eyed Sven?

[peter parker @PETERlFFlC]

@STRlKETHOR /Man/!

[peter parker @PETERlFFlC]

@pooIboywade I am ambitious! But, like, I want a good GPA too.