Peter Lisinski

[Peter Lisinski @PeterLisinski]

Maniacs with knifes don't kill people. Gaping knife wounds to the torso do. Ban gaping knife wounds to the torso now!

[Peter Lisinski @PeterLisinski]

Many people get stabbed in prison, but only snitches get stiches.

[Comedy Bang Bang @ComedyBangBang]

Maybe it's just me, but for me, if you're talking about best days for NFL football, you just have to mention Sunday. Maybe that's just me.

[Peter Lisinski @PeterLisinski]

Just joined Tweeter #myfirsttwitt