The Pumpkineater

Who do you think you are, I am! Moco Loco Captain Slug Chuck Norris died 35yrs ago, but Death has been too afraid to tell him

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@AvsCanesFan what is this a noose?? A rope weapon??

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@ben_wnc Se7en

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@archaix138 @popesta @JanvanGompel1 @history_hacked ur recent book pics show the same 's' that looks like an 'f'. Neat detail. Were these printed from the same press?

[The Pumpkineater @PetermanPeter]

@NigelBest5 Scientific Fact: heaps of drugs create an alluring aroma that attracts soon-to-be-dead people. Your life flashes before your eyes & you go towards the drug odor.

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@jason_gidosh Sakic is gonna make some Draft trades, then hold a presser saying 'he's done' & then dump Bednar 4 Torts just like the 1st surprise Naz trade!

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@TroyRenck Denver media questioning the Org: in this economy? 🤣 JK, great article from a great writer!

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@avsfortheW in & out in under 30m & back to the golf course!

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@PetersenWill That's about it for good news at this presser

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@BrittGusmus @PetersenWill Already rejected extensions. Brought in Naz AND Roy. Drury is a goner

[The Pumpkineater @PetermanPeter]

@jeffstanbury1 @TroyRenck Same strategy & hope for different results, lol.

[The Pumpkineater @PetermanPeter]

@PetersenWill Doubt any big names change. Trade Drury, for rejecting extensions. Trade Colton for not being the 3C he was signed to be. Bring back Burns for cheap, get a guy like Kesselring for 6D. Play Brindley & Hughes. Thats it

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@0fficialBigmike @FriedgeHNIC @SportsnetSpec Stan made him do it & is throwing in a pair of Meta glasses so it still looks like he's in EDM!

[The Pumpkineater @PetermanPeter]

@someguyncanada @FriedgeHNIC @PuckPedia @SportsnetSpec thats a fun possibility! But honestly, Stan told Nurse he had to request a trade. Owners group chat will make sure they get a 2nd & a B prospect. Welcome to the Windy City Darnell!

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@Matt__Ryan_102 @FriedgeHNIC @SportsnetSpec Cap goes way up; 'Darnell Nurse' requests Oilers trade Darnell Nurse. 100%

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@SethMoldenhauer @harrrmy At first I thought of the singer from ACDC, then I realized its the plastic guy w an umbrella

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@AvsCanesFan Modern goaltending isn't about rebound control & its especially hard with shots along the ice.

[The Pumpkineater @PetermanPeter]

@AvsCanesFan I recall Gabe's 1st season playing w ROR: they would just throw pucks on net. It would bounce around the Ozone & create chaos. Winnik on that line too as Avs #1 line. Highly effective!

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@AvsCanesFan @crosbytoraleigh arbitration. Drury clearly wants more TOI & Sakic will do right by him in trading him now

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@YouTube_Trev @EricMacramalla @dutchman1962 BITC

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@EricMacramalla meanwhile John Tortorella is crushing it in the SCFs. But go ahead with ur New Age Taek, girl!