Rival fans' 2025/26 season calendar:
September: "No one claims the league this early."
October: "Their set-piece scoring won't last."
November: "They'll collapse in December."
December: "Relax, City are about to go on unbeaten run."
January: "Set pieces are destroying football."
February: "City will soon unleash a monster run."
March: "Other teams are poor this season”
May: "Sure, you might lift the trophy, but none of your stars get PFA Player of the Year."
THEY’VE SHIFTED THE GOALPOST EVERYWHERE. UNBELIEVABLE 😭😭😭
@PoliceNG This desperation of the Nigeria Police Force to entrench itself as a revenue-generating agency via the tinted glass permit is not just mind-boggling but sickening.
Bruce Willis, the 70-year-old movie icon, has reportedly moved into a new home with 24/7 care, separate from his wife, Emma, and their children. He can no longer speak or remember that he was once a famous actor amid his battle with dementia.💔😳🙏🏽
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Eberechi Eze will undergo his Arsenal medical tomorrow and sign a 5-year contract.
He's set to be included in Crystal Palace's squad for the Conference League play-off tonight.
(Source: @sachatavolieri)