Entrepreneur, Leader, a Kingdom Citizen and an Agent of Change.
Newton Prize Fellow, Insiders4good Fellow, Queen's Young Leaders Award winner 2017.
LIF Fellow.
@VusiThembekwayo Exactly, Phobia is a natural reaction to any situation that Endangers humans or the very norms that nature has brought about.
Am proudly Homophobic!
The plan is to make Kenya a failed state;
1. Destroy the middle class.
-shut down manufacturing companies.
-overtax the working class.
-inflation.
-hike the cost of living.
-no increments on salaries.
2. Turn everyone into a beggar.
-introduce digital currency.
-government as biggest employer.
-destroy informal sector.
-divest manufacturing.
-over regulate/ over tax small and medium enterprises.
-subsidise corporates.
3. Privatize land.
-give access to farmland to global agricultural multinationals.
-bills that take away land sovereignty from the citizen.
-introduce a land tax.
-create squatters.
4. Control housing.
-15 minute cities.
-over surveillance.
-avoidable housing for those who can't afford a tax on their freehold land.
5. Destroy seed sovereignty.
-introduce only patented seedlings.
-prioritise GMOs and hybrids.
-demonize indigenous seeds and organic farming.
-pass bills that curtail the growth and aspirations of small scale farmers.
6. Privatize water.
-force a people to need a license to harvest rain water, rivers or dams.
-overtax boreholes so only the rich can afford them.
-give global beverage and bottled water companies uninhibited access.
7. Enslave the nation in debt.
-borrow from global banking cartels;
IMF, World Bank, China EXIM Bank, European Central Bank, African Development Bank...
-squander taxes.
-loot borrowed money.
-use national assets as colateral for debt.
8. Destroy Sovereignty.
-allow foreign military bases in your land.
-allow foreign governments say so in your socio-economic/ political issues.
-allow biological weapons labs.
-allow for looting of mineral wealth and natural resources.
9. Create an illiterate populace.
-remove free education.
-introduce a new education model without proper planning.
-allow globalist entities to fund your curriculum.
-dumb down the learners.
-divest/privatise higher learning institutions.
10. Devalue the currency.
-print fiat without regulation.
-inflation.
-loot gold and silver reserves.
-allow global banking cartels to set fiscal policy.
KRA wants a share of dowry money.
There is a guy called Kamau.
When it was time to buy his wife, he mobilized his most monied buddies.
He put them in a WhatsApp group. The fundraising began.
Those boys were loaded. They were only 35.
By by the time they were done, they had contributed 4.5 million shillings.
Others who were not in the group wired money directly to Kamau's bank account.
The ruracio D-Day arrived.
And as always, the one and only Kikuyu ruracio anthem was tuned.
🎶 Wero... Werokamu guku kwa wa Kanini... Werokamu... 🎶
Before they could finish the song, more than 2,000 people had pulled up.
Wakaanza kutoa funjo. Then one man stood on a stool and announced they could not sit until they had given Kamau top up money to add to the dowry.
The donation book was hurriedly brought. People lined up. Cash started flowing.
By the end of the day, another 2.8 million shillings had been raised.
Kamau took the money and banked it.
Total dowry contribution sitting at his bank account: 8m shillings.
The ceremony became the talk of Gatundu South.
Kamau paid his dowry. Collected his wife. And went home peacefully.
• Lesson 1. Monied friends are good for paying dowry.
I have no clue how. But sometime later, Kamau was marked for a KRA tax audit.
KRA went straight for his bank statements. They found deposits of 8 million shillings.
Immediately, they baptized the entire amount as undeclared taxable income.
Then demanded: 30% income tax. Penalties plus interest.
Total bill: 2.5 million shillings plus.
When Kamau saw the tax bill, he went mad.
He could try to talk but words would not come out. He nearly swallowed his tongue.
When he came back to real life. He shipped a protest letter to KRA.
He explained the money was dowry contribution from his family, friends and well wishers.
- He produced WhatsApp group fundraising screenshots.
- He produced RTGS confirmations.
- He produced the donation book.
- He even produced videos of the ceremony.
Including footage of the Werokamu song.
KRA could not hear any of it. They only wanted 2.5 million.
When Kamau realized KRA was not playing, he ran to court.
He told the Tribunal:
- My lord, look. I have shown KRA where the money came from.
- I have shown KRA who contributed it.
- I have shown KRA the ceremony.
- What more do they want from me?
KRA responded.
And what they said nearly made the judges fall off their chairs.
They argued the evidence was not convincing.
Why?
• Because the 2,000 plus donors had not sworn affidavits confirming that the money they gave was a donation and not payment for goods or services.
The Tribunal looked at the matter in amusement.
Then ruled.
- Kamau had discharged his burden of proof in full.
- KRA had acted unreasonably by ignoring and disregarding the substantial evidence he provided.
- And most importantly: Income tax is a tax on income. It is not a tax on every deposit appearing in a bank account.
The Tribunal found that KRA was wrong to treat all bank deposits as taxable income without first removing proven non income items such as dowry contributions.
The tax demand was killed.
Kamau won.
KRA retreated to Times Tower. And rested.
Case closed.
• Lesson 2.
- Document everything.
- KRA will push. Push hard.
The Ruto government is just too much. These guys wake up every single day just to conjure up more ways to cause pain to Kenyans. I know we are expected to keep government in check as opposition but it’s literally impossible to keep up with the breadth and depth of the capacity for evil these guys have. It doesn’t have to be like this bwana. When we tell you just kicking Ruto out solves 80% of our problems you best believe! Just like he did with Haiti and now Ebola, for the right amount, this one can sell us to the devil himself!
Pep “On behalf of Man City we congratulate Mikel, the staff, players, fans and Arsenal for this Premier League. Next season we will be back." #Pep
Journo “The fans said one more year Pep”
Pep “They love me so much, I love them more” #Pep
@lynn_ngugi1@linc_ke3 ...because we the informed minority mistake venting on X for action, while the biggest voting bloc is offline, misinformed and deciding elections. We preach to ourselves yet change won’t come from hashtags but from taking this message to the offline masses.
Kenya has ended Kenya Power’s monopoly, allowing power producers to directly sell electricity to large consumers like factories and industries.
The firms will use Kenya Power and Ketraco transmission lines after paying access fees.
Macron in his farewell speech
"I thank my Bro Ruto for making this happen
Ruto had "TO BE CRAZY to make this bla bla"
Of course He Is Crazy Emmanuel! Just like you. Who marries a trangender teacher they met at 14!
The only difference. He whacks his wife
Yours SLAPS you👇
Get the Fvck out of our Country. Imperialist. Bomboclaat!
@ntvkenya@ruga_eval The cost of construction has also gone up, case in point, during about 5 years ago the cost of an electric meter was 5,000 Kshs, saa hii kama hauna 18,000 huwezi pata. Factor in cement etc!
@ntvkenya@ruga_eval You work in Westlands live in Utawala paying one bedroom rent 40k. High construction cost is where all the problem starts followed by rental tax 7.5% too high.
Mr. President, @WilliamsRuto it is alarming that EPRA @EPRA_KE appears to be playing games in cohort with a cabal inside the OMC, even as we have more than enough fuel coming into the country.
As a member of the Energy Committee, I can authoritatively state that Kenya’s monthly requirement for PMS is only about 180,000 metric tonnes. Yet the Government‑to‑Government (G2G) arrangement is today offloading 36 MT, with an additional 180 MT expected within the next two weeks via the vessels Valory Roma, MT Banias, and MT Sinthia. These cargoes were loaded in Europe and the United States at approximately USD 84 per metric tonne, which should translate into cheaper, not more expensive, fuel for Kenyan consumers.
Given this level of supply far above demand, the continued upward revision of pump prices suggests systemic manipulation rather than genuine cost‑pass‑through. The public deserves a clear explanation of why prices are rising when stocks are more than adequate and the landed cost of fuel remains relatively low.
Do you remember the Wajir governor who was abusing senators and acting as if he were untouchable?
Now the Auditor-General has exposed what he was hiding.
KSh 12 MILLION - “paid to hospitals.”
No proof. Just vanished.
KSh 57 MILLION - solar panels
They don’t exist. At all.
KSh 732 MILLION - deducted from workers’ salaries as pensions
Never remitted. Workers were robbed in broad daylight.
Let that sink in.
Nearly 1 BILLION shillings... gone.
And this is just what was caught.
Then you wonder why he refused to appear before the Senate and even incited others to boycott.
It was never arrogance.
It was FEAR of being exposed.
This is not corruption anymore.
This is economic violence against citizens.
Doctors unpaid. Patients suffering. Workers’ futures stolen.
And the people responsible are still walking free.
Directorate of Criminal Investigations, Kenyans are watching.
If nothing happens, then corruption is no longer illegal in this country.