Peter Weller

[Peter Weller @PeterWeller1]

@NathanFillion Nature totally DP'd that guy.

[Peter Weller @PeterWeller1]

Wow I misss the 80's. The chicks were waaayy hottt er.

[Peter Weller @PeterWeller1]

Damn, IIIm smashed! Jeff anddd I just scored some bblow an we are about to blow this shitt upp! Anyonne at the Belllagio, look out!

[Peter Weller @PeterWeller1]

Goldie's smashed. He just felt up a really fat transvestite and came back to the table saying he just scored some "digits." Asshole.

[Peter Weller @PeterWeller1]

12:35 and Goldie and I are well on our way to being smashed.

[Peter Weller @PeterWeller1]

Elvis impersonators can suck it.

[Peter Weller @PeterWeller1]

Just hooked up with Goldblum. We're partying tonight, but if he doesn't shut the fuck up about how itchy his fly costume was I'll kill him.

[Peter Weller @PeterWeller1]

Vegas rocks. Last night was nothing but drunken debauchery. Whatever happened to that shitty Steven Spielberg submarine restaurant?

[Peter Weller @PeterWeller1]

Saturday morning I woke up in the Easy Rider motel. Accidentally fell asleep and it's an hourly motel. Damn, I'm out an extra $200!

[Peter Weller @PeterWeller1]

I am so sick of hookers charging extra to snort blow off their asses. Either roll it into the price or do it for free!

[Peter Weller @PeterWeller1]

Wearing my Robocop helmet. Some asshole just came up to me asking for an autograph. I told him I only trade for blow. Then punched him.

[Peter Weller @PeterWeller1]

Just discovered that I'm out of Bombay Sapphire because my midget forgot to pick up a case last night. Damn.