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[𝔬𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔣𝔣 𝔦 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 @onlystuffilike]

Been laughing at this for 10 minutes. I love whatever is wrong with bro lol

[simple ryan @simpleryan_]

Me after sleeping on the uncomfortable couch in the hospital after my wife gives birth

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

are they really your friends if they don't ride for you like this?

[GORM THE OLD @GORMTHEOLD25]

Mario 64: War on Terror (A.I. Video)

[ًًdan @rzndezvous]

@magdalenepop 😭😭😭

[Kevin Gallagher @KevG163]

REMEMBERING SWEETNESS:
A Longform Tribute to Walter Payton

Born July 25, 1953

Chicago #Bears Legend, #NFL Royalty

One of the greatest players ever

[Ben Jones @Ben_Jones88]

Checking my weekend schedule

[Spectre @spectre0799]

I Don’t Fuck With You but the beat is Stayin Alive

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Netflix Sports @netflixsports]

This dad at the Red Sox game went into full dad mode — managing it from both sides after little bro threw away the foul ball 😂

Big bro was sick 😭

[J. Mangual @MLBShotsFired]

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Mike Vrabel breaking up with Dianna Russini after the AJ Brown trade goes through

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

2006: Gloria James watches her 21-year-old son, LeBron, play in the NBA with her grandson, Bronny, on her lap.

2026: Gloria James watches her 41-year-old son and 21-year-old grandson play together in the playoffs.

This is just insane 😳 (via @Ballislife)

[SM Highlights @SMHighlights1]

Cameras just caught Jamahl Mosley lacking, he was GEEKED off them smelling salts 😂