📜Pynchmouth’s Gazette

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[📜Pynchmouth’s Gazette @Petitfog]

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[Internet Archive @internetarchive]

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[📜Pynchmouth’s Gazette @Petitfog]

VVe at this Publiƈkation TIRE!

Ye American Rebels in the Maine Distriƈkt be divided twixt BESHITTED VVhigs & RIGHTEOUS Radiƈkals.

Ye VVhigs fret & caper most VVOMANISHLY, for the Radiƈkals be led by a turncoat Heſſian branded as an out-law.

So much the better, wethinks!

[📜Pynchmouth’s Gazette @Petitfog]

VVe at this Publiƈkation be SCANDAL-ISED!

Ye on-going Suƈcour & Subſidy in vvhiƈh the DECADENT PRINCES of Europe DELUGE the DEBAUCHED MAGNATES of the Poliſh Commonweal & her Coſſaƈk Hordes only ſerveth to PROLONG that CommonSTEAL’s DOOMED Struggle against the Peace-loving Czar!

[1776 Live @250YearsAgoLive]

Sweden lifts all restrictions on the cereal trade.

[📜Pynchmouth’s Gazette @Petitfog]

@AndyHollis57 @peterawolf Least surprising thing in your bio.

[📜Pynchmouth’s Gazette @Petitfog]

AMERICANS: BE NOT MIS-LED!

Tom PAINE, the infamous RASCAL & SOTTED QUAKER BRUTE, has alighted up on our Shores the better to ſƥread his POXY RADICKAL MISCHIEF acroſs theſe Colonies.

PAINE preaƈheth “Common Senſe,” yet only NON-SENSE farts from the Quill of this BESHITTED VVHIG!

[1776 Live @250YearsAgoLive]

Engliſh-born American writer and revolutionary Thomas Paine publiſhes a new radical pamphlet, “COMMON SENSE” which urges treaſon against the Crown.

It is a popular piece to read aloud in taverns, in boiſterous, drunken voices.

[📜Pynchmouth’s Gazette @Petitfog]

Naught but a Reſpeƈktor of *MY* Lord Proteƈtor

[derek @brainedimage]

None of the libs at the "No Kings" protest were there to support Lord Protector Oliver Cromwell. also saw a lot of Irish :\

[📜Pynchmouth’s Gazette @Petitfog]

CITIZENS – BE NOT MIS-LED!

This MOTLEY Rabble of ſaucy Boys, Negroes & Mulattos, Iriſh teagues & outlandiſh Jaƈk Tars be NAUGHT but a Gaggle of CRISIS ACTORS in the pay of Free-Maſonry!

[Vesania @Nihili_Puto]

TURN ON THE NEWS THEY JUST SHOT SOMEONE IN BOSTON

[📜Pynchmouth’s Gazette @Petitfog]

VVe at this Publiƈkation have EVER proclaim’d as muƈh!

The BASTARD Hamilton be but a ſtalking-Horse for Monocrats, Juwes, and the beſhitted VVHIGS!

[📜Pynchmouth’s Gazette @Petitfog]

VVe at this Publiƈkation ABHOR the Glee ſhewn by Friends & Partizans of the Coſſack HORDE & its Hebraical Hetman in their RAMPAGE againſt the bovine Serfs & piteous Rabble of the Ruſſian Czar!

INVASION be a moſt injuſt Ripoſte to His Czarian Majeſty’s Eſpecial Armed Expedition!

[Andrew Perpetua @AndrewPerpetua]

Ukraine is still advancing in Kursk, btw. Just because you don’t see it in news doesn’t mean it isn’t happening.

[📜Pynchmouth’s Gazette @Petitfog]

BEHOLD what Chap-books & VVood-cuts & the un-trammeled LIBERTIES of the so-called “Free Preſs” hath wrought!

Our Societie AVVASH in PORNO-GRAPHY & FREE-MASONRY!

[📜Pynchmouth’s Gazette @Petitfog]

@vanillatary @Miyhnea https://t.co/RHQN1ggTd9

[📜Pynchmouth’s Gazette @Petitfog]

@torriangray Naught but a Reſpeƈktor of MY Lord Proteƈtor

[📜Pynchmouth’s Gazette @Petitfog]

George VVaſhington — MASON
Mutineer
Slaver
Cider-Monger

Benjamin Franklin — MASON
Fornicator
Seducer
French-man

John Hancoƈk — MASON
Smuggler
Pirate
RIOTER

Be-lieve you theſe to be co-Incidences?

[📜Pynchmouth’s Gazette @Petitfog]

MANY BE SAYING THIS!

[📜Pynchmouth’s Gazette @Petitfog]

VVe at this Publiƈkation knovv that our Efforts have envviſen'd our Readerſhip as to the VVILES & RUSES of Empire to drag Peaceable Peoples in to the Javvs of VVAR.

This MAD Foray againſt the Pirates of Araby be but a TROYAN HORSE for the rapacious Deſigns of CROVVN & COMPANY!

[The Crayzone @TheCrayzoneNews]

Sorry, Ben, but The Crayzone won't tolerate vaccine-hesitancy-hesitancy in our ranks! You were warned!

[📜Pynchmouth’s Gazette @Petitfog]

VVe at this Publiƈkation obſerve no difference be-tvvixt this Charivari & exiſting Popiſh praƈtice {a ſide from perhaps fevver Sodomites}.

[📜Pynchmouth’s Gazette @Petitfog]

VVe at this Publiƈkation do VVONDER at American CLOVVNERY!

In their vain & aſinine ſearƈh for an ORDER’D MOBOCRACY {one might as vvell ſeek out a ƈhaſte Spaniard or an Unicorn}, they have not only elevated a VVO-MAN, but ex-ƈhanged her for an IRISH MAN in Hopes of improve-ment!!

[Max Putinthrall, award-winning ex-journalist 😎 @axbIumenthal]

@Petitfog So true papi. 😢

[📜Pynchmouth’s Gazette @Petitfog]

VVe at this Publiƈkation have ever knovvn DEMOCRACY IN AMERICA to be no thing more than the tvviſted Idyll of Colonial BUMPKINS & French PERVERTS!

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Breaking news: Kevin McCarthy ousted as House speaker after a vote led by hard-right Republicans, the first such removal in congressional history. https://t.co/rrm1Poksdc

[📜Pynchmouth’s Gazette @Petitfog]

In a civilized Societie, thoſe vvho do raiſe a falſe Cry of “FIRE!” are addreſſed by the Authorities vvith SVVIFTNESS & SEVERITY!

So there be no VVonder as to vvhy ſuƈh dis-ruptive & dis-reputable Antiƈks go UN-PUNISHED in America!