Bismarck Petro Sign

I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.

[Bismarck Petro Sign @PetroSign58503]

Holy Shit that was scary. Last thing I needed was some rookie ass cop running his cruiser into me. #lookgoodfeelgood

[Bismarck Petro Sign @PetroSign58503]

So I’ll try to be as nice as I can about this. If I see you “liking” instead of “retweeting” I will block your ass so fast you won’t know what hit you. Thanks for understanding.

[Bismarck Petro Sign @PetroSign58503]

Alright listen up peeps. I really appreciate the “likes” but we can only build this fan base by “retweeting”. So let’s go ahead and “retweet” instead of “liking”. Much obliged.

[Bismarck Petro Sign @PetroSign58503]

Birthday Shout Out to my distant cousin, Motel 6 Mike. Have a good day broseph. #bloodthickerthanwater

[Bismarck Petro Sign @PetroSign58503]

Happt Tuesday Bitches. Look at these gas prices. Get yo fill on baby.

[Bismarck Petro Sign @PetroSign58503]

If you have epilepsy, I would suggest you stay the F away from my house. I be poppin and flashing like a dam disco.

[Bismarck Petro Sign @PetroSign58503]

Haters gonna hate. #donthatetheplayahatethegame

[Bismarck Petro Sign @PetroSign58503]

You wanna know something. I’m pretty cool. But if you want to see uber cool, wait until they light my ass up. It will make Griswald jealous. #ledlightsferdayzzzz

[Bismarck Petro Sign @PetroSign58503]

Let be honest. I be poppin’. #sharpdressedsign

[Bismarck Petro Sign @PetroSign58503]

Sounds like Mayor Bakken will be coming to check me out tomorrow. Heard he’s talking about a ribbon cutting or maybe a parade. Retweet for parade, Like for Ribbon Cutting. #leavenancyguyathomeplease

[Bismarck Petro Sign @PetroSign58503]

Guys, I’m erect.

[Bismarck Petro Sign @PetroSign58503]

Told you shit was going down!!! Call it a pedicure before the wedding. Stay tuned.

[Bismarck Petro Sign @PetroSign58503]

Drive by, check out the action. It’s about go time. Plus, 2 for 2.22 Powerades if you ask about me!!!!! #Resurrection

[Bismarck Petro Sign @PetroSign58503]

3 words for you.

I'M BACK BITCHES!!!!

[Rup Johnson @BarnCatHockey]

Terrible disrespect. @PetroSign58503

[Bismarck Petro Sign @PetroSign58503]

First major snowstorm of the season. I was great at snowstorms. And they left me to die.

[Bismarck Petro Sign @PetroSign58503]

Having a tough morning today. https://t.co/5lWkdetARW

[Bismarck Petro Sign @PetroSign58503]

Never forgotten. https://t.co/c78AEpAeCW

[Bismarck Petro Sign @PetroSign58503]

I’ll take it from here big brother. #loveyou #iwontletyoudown #rip @PetroSign58503

[Enal Rebuh @lane_huber]

@PetroSign58503 Can you send help to the "bomb cyclone" ravaged east coast?