Kelsey Marie

Incredibly blessed. 🙏

Snapchat: Koalachaun

Follow Back. I'm funny at least 13% of the time. 😉

[Kelsey Marie @PettySquetti]

Dear older Generations,
"When you were a kid" is not my fault. But, "When I was a kid" is yours. Remember that when you say future generations are too sensitive.

[Kelsey Marie @PettySquetti]

@pulte I'd sincerely appreciate the help. I have two beautiful boys and I was on bed rest for two months!

[Kelsey Marie @PettySquetti]

@LeahRemini I cannot stop watching and rewatching your show. I have never associated with Scientology personally, but I want to help. What can I do?

[Kelsey Marie @PettySquetti]

People who use the excuse "what about the burger flippers" when arguing employment wage increase should no longer be allowed to eat at "burger flipping" establishments. I'm sick of these McDouble standards.

[Kelsey Marie @PettySquetti]

@pulte That's amazing. Thank you for being so generous to the world. ❤️

[Kelsey Marie @PettySquetti]

Hi Universe. Thanks for not telling me that @StephenAtHome ice cream flavor from Ben & Jerry's was this good. I've only been in the dark forever. 🤬

[Kelsey Marie @PettySquetti]

@pulte HI Bill! I have a baby due any day, a two year old, and I'm bed rested until after baby comes. Please help! @kelseytope23 on Venmo ❤️

[Kelsey Marie @PettySquetti]

Florida, what the actual fuck?

[Kelsey Marie @PettySquetti]

@pulte Pretty please ❤️

[Kelsey Marie @PettySquetti]

If you seeing my child is dependent on being allowed to hit them if they "don't mind at your house" I have zero problems with you not seeing them.

[Maddie 🫡 @stromaddie]

the next time one of those religious activists who scream at everyone who walks past for being a sinner comes to campus i’m going to enjoy a picnic on the grass because i’m being provided a free stand up show

[DAVID DOBRIK @DavidDobrik]

Live in the Moment - Dispo

[Kelsey Marie @PettySquetti]

@pulte I don't need it all. Just enough for baby shampoo please. It's the last thing on my newborn list! ❣️ @kelseytope23

[Kelsey Marie @PettySquetti]

Who decided to gender assign scents? If I want to smell like sandal wood, mind your business.

[Kelsey Marie @PettySquetti]

@natalieakins2 You're always playing chess while the world plays checkers 🤗

[Kelsey Marie @PettySquetti]

@Sethrogen
I would like to buy your vase ):

🥺

[Kelsey Marie @PettySquetti]

@StromanMaddie But, I hate cliffhangers 😤

[Kelsey Marie @PettySquetti]

Day 22: @Sethrogen

I know this is annoying, but it's with love.

Now, how much for the blue vase?

-Me ❤️

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Happy loves you all! Thanks for everything!