Peyton

she/her/hers. Named after a killer in a movie. Allergic to pumpkins. Spread some love to the Honey Fund

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At a professional development conference engaging with others who have similar careers to mine and learning trade secrets all connecting at a happy hour
Event organizer: “are you even old enough to drink? I don’t want to get in trouble!”
Me:

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Taylor and I to each other after getting the 9 week old puppy to fall asleep in his crate

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“If we don’t get trick-or-treaters we’re selling the house tomorrow” - the husband

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10 years of this day, kicking my ass, and it has won again.

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The universe is very unkind today. I hope to forgive her tomorrow.

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For the first time since starting my job I have an entire weekend off where I am not doing something else 🙌🏻😭

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@heyyheyytay Simply put in a sealed box to keep safe until someone you love needs them. Then you are saving them for future use for yourself and reminiscing

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Baby’s first presentation in front of city council was uhhhhh 🫠

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My day

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Not to be emo on main but I just timed out my processional and I am bawling. I can’t wait to be married.

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@heyyheyytay Re-fucking-tweet

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@heyyheyytay Capybara

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@amandapanda_94 So no one is dying in this movie

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Every time Taylor goes on a trip I watch the entirety of Gilmore Girls and it never gets old

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Being a homeowner is fun because when you go to Home Depot you black out and become possessed by the ancestors of homeowners before you and you buy so damn much

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People that rsvp to a wedding the second the get the invite

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Travelling the world sucks. Because you find yourself a year later specifically craving food from across the world.

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Art Friends:
I get to start decorating my new office, drop the commission links below if you’ve got them for yourself or your favorite artists!

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I have to move away from my cats for 3 weeks. I am not well.

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@heyyheyytay Some people are such trash