peyton h. sims

I'm 22 but a grandma at heart

[miranda @weirdalofficial]

me every 20 minutes for the last two days

[peyton h. sims @PeytonSims]

@LindelAnderson You’re right! 😂

[peyton h. sims @PeytonSims]

“I can’t really be too excited cause I still got a C, but it’s not an F...”

What has college done to me 😂

[peyton h. sims @PeytonSims]

No one:

Lincoln Anderson: so I was listening to this podcast and....

[peyton h. sims @PeytonSims]

“Indiana -Wait For A Long Time- Bridal College”
-Jason Gallion

[peyton h. sims @PeytonSims]

I just want to publicly apologize for how poorly I just did on my theory test. RIP my gpa.

[peyton h. sims @PeytonSims]

I want to move to Arizona

[Cade Lamb @Cade_Lamb]

PSA to all guys: Pinterest is the key. Girls have been telling us what they want and how to get them. It’s in the pins. It’s in the pins.

[Modern Adult @adultproblem]

Adulthood is realizing that socks are legit a good christmas present

[peyton h. sims @PeytonSims]

Don’t pray for what you won’t work for

[peyton h. sims @PeytonSims]

If he still loves you after spending Thanksgiving with the crazy side of your family, he's the one.

[Alyssa @Doowrah96]

My boss told me I didn’t know the struggle of trying to find jeans.

I was like ????? ... giiiiirrrrrl.
Until you try shopping for modest skirts in your local stores, THEN we’ll talk about “the struggle”. 😅

[peyton h. sims @PeytonSims]

"Fresh invite" is the pettiest phrase of the year lol

[Natalia Benthal @nataytayb]

Whenever I see old people alone I really want to cry and go give them a hug

[KΛMMY ¢໐งē 💋 @kammycove]

Country ROADS
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Take me HOME
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to the place
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I BELOOOONG
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[peyton h. sims @PeytonSims]

Total: $5.39

Midwesterner: “here’s 6..... actually I think I have 39 cents”

[peyton h. sims @PeytonSims]

Why do people get so judgy in November? Lol who cares if I wear my winter coat and listen to Christmas music before Thanksgiving. Let me live my best life.