Brian Pez

[Brian Pez @Pezboy715]

@RobStoneONFOX How about “Akron Akolytes”?

[Brian Pez @Pezboy715]

I haven’t been able to sleep tonight because I realized that Chris Morocco from BA looks exactly like bad CGI Superman from the Whedon cut of Justice League @bonappetit

[Brian Pez @Pezboy715]

I nominate Tim Anderson for Gold Glove because of how cleanly he caught that L 😮‍💨

[Brian Pez @Pezboy715]

@ClarkPBA As an avid fan and consistent watcher of televised PBA events, I have a request to make… Can we stop harping on Butturff’s late mother in interviews? We get it, let the guy heal.

[Brian Pez @Pezboy715]

@BillSimmons Dwight Howard?

[Brian Pez @Pezboy715]

@tacobellcare sent in a complaint several days about getting entirely the wrong order, who do I need to contact to get this taken care of?

[Brian Pez @Pezboy715]

@tacobellcare

[Brian Pez @Pezboy715]

@tacobell sent in a complaint several days about getting entirely the wrong order, who do I need to contact to get this taken care of?

[Brian Pez @Pezboy715]

@findseekcrate I just bought a 3-month subscription and accidentally checked out before using the 25% off coupon I had. ☹️ Is there any way you’ll honor the coupon retroactively?

[Brian Pez @Pezboy715]

@Johannes_Avatar I had a whole conversation today with a friend about how I was in a mood for metal, then I found out that “Valley of Disease” dropped. Relit the flame instantly. Thank y’all for being my spirit band. 🤘🏼

[Brian Pez @Pezboy715]

I would pray for this country, but I’m not Christian and any other form of prayer will probably be illegal soon

[Brian Pez @Pezboy715]

@munchies @mattymatheson Do you guys do this on purpose? With the video length? I feel like I found a glitch in the Matrix.

[Brian Pez @Pezboy715]

When you post your Wordle results on social media, nobody ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

[Brian Pez @Pezboy715]

https://t.co/pH2WCewuZo #citadelscandal

[Brian Pez @Pezboy715]

Anyone else notice that both Rick Sanchez (Rick & Morty) and the main character of the video game “Destroy All Humans!” are C-137? @JustinRoiland

[Brian Pez @Pezboy715]

@craig_m_arnold @foodwishes “gag” is right 🤢

[Brian Pez @Pezboy715]

@dominos now this certainly doesn’t look like the bacon/jalapeño stuffed cheese bread I ordered…. 🤔 I don’t even like the spinach/feta, lol. You guys gonna make this right?