Alexxisss

[Alexxisss @PfaffLexi]

Thick thighs save lives but not my favorite jeans 🙄

[Alexxisss @PfaffLexi]

@sadiekarger as you should!! 😂❤️

[Alexxisss @PfaffLexi]

Minnesotans really don’t notice how dumb they look driving in the left lane the ENTIRE time.

[Alexxisss @PfaffLexi]

@sadiekarger 😂😂😂😂

[Alexxisss @PfaffLexi]

@AlexThomasDC @mugshawtys @sadiekarger omg 😂

[Alexxisss @PfaffLexi]

It’s fine, I’m fine 😅😅

[Aja🌸 @Ajanaenaexo]

Of course you miss me. I wasn’t the problem.

[LaLaLyds @LaLa_Lyds]

My husband just walked in, told the dog how cute he is, and how much he loves him. Held his face in his hands, stared into his eyes, and gave him forehead kisses. Then left the room.
I'm sitting right next to the dog.

[Alexxisss @PfaffLexi]

I put every ounce of trust that I had into you, and you just threw it in my face.

[tytacobell @tytacobell]

I’m so happy this version is longer. https://t.co/h2yf1NenEr

[Alexxisss @PfaffLexi]

you are who you associate yourself with

[Alexxisss @PfaffLexi]

you can’t just treat people like shit and expect to have good karma

[Alexxisss @PfaffLexi]

I’ve been crying all week about my little brother graduating this year, and it’s only October. Reason #73 why I shouldn’t have any kids.

[Alexxisss @PfaffLexi]

If a full tank of gas makes you beyond happy, you’re struggling just as much as I am right now. 😂

[POUYA @Pouyalilpou]

it’ll be ok you dumb ass

[e.l.f. Cosmetics @elfcosmetics]

Take

your

makeup

off

before

bed

or

else

[Alexxisss @PfaffLexi]

You want to know how I know I work too much? My boss and I just got our periods on the same day.

[POUYA @Pouyalilpou]

why don’t you shut the fuck up