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We parody fandom, via hyperbole and just a hint of truth. *UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT*
We only post occasionally

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That Feeling When you remember you have an old account and find the password.

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Or not. But stop harassing those who want the new thing, and move along.
You're doing nothing but embarrassing yourself.

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to run much longer when the mains are middle aged and have families to raise?
Let them get on with their lives & support the new thing.

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Just continue to support the show in a friendly manner, and everything will be fine.
Besides, do you really expect the original show...

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Just know we have access to all the numbers regarding viewership. We have the demographics the 3&7 day numbers, we see the hashtagged tweets

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So what do they do? They ramp up their complaints, pull false statistics out their ass, and harass cast, crew, staff even more than before.

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It all goes right into the circular file.
But these people are so full of internal misogyny they don't want this cool spinoff to succeed.

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and nobody takes them seriously, especially when they threaten crew, staff, writers, and cast regularly.
You should see the things they send

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there's a small subset of show fans which have been ignored by the showrunners for a couple years now.
They're completely off their rockers

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Female characters which are IMPORTANT to the overall story of the original show!
Sounds great, right?
Well, here's the problem.

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Better yet, we can appeal to the increasingly popular feminist movement, showcasing ALL WOMEN!
And women who have BEEN ON THE SHOW!

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How about what fans have asked for?
Makes sense, right?
After all, fans have campaigned for this spinoff for YEARS.

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What happens when a TV show which has run a long time wants to end?
SPINOFF!
But what should we do a spinoff about?

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How do TV shows make money?
VIEWERS.
How do you get viewers?
Show things people want to see.
Easy, right?

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What do I want to talk about?
Money. TV shows need money in order to continue showing characters on your screen so many fays out of the year

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Can you trust me to tell the truth? ABSOLUTELY!
I have no way to back up my claims at all, but
JUST TRUST ME

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*Today's guest writer would like to remain unidentified*
Hi, I work in a TV show. Which show? The one you know.

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We are under new management and have a question for the few people that still follow us:
Do you want us to keep our old articles?

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Destiel Novel Released!
*Unexpected Backlash!*
Wonder if EL James ever had to deal w/ this, and how she handled it?

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Aloha, SPN Convention!