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[brae @torturedbrae]

there are helicopters, drones, paparazzi, press and crazy stalker fans outside of taylor swift’s wedding venue right now and i just think it’s so funny that this is the same woman people think should fly commercial 💀

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

My husband said “so Travis Kelce got to pick one thing….” 💀😭

[The Taylor Swift Daily @TheTSDaily]

❤️ | Ronan's mother, Maya Thompson, shared an emotional message thanking Taylor Swift for her continued support of children with cancer, saying, “She never left.”

[ivi🦊🍂 is Orange Juice’s #1 Stan🍊 @cowboylikeivi_]

if i was an american i’d rather pay Taylor Swift than taxes, at least Taylor Swift would donate part of it instead of funding illegal and imperialist wars

[dani ✨🥂 @dani_readyforit]

i hope sabrina catches the bouquet just so she can post a picture of it with “thank you for the lovely bouquet”

[Eggsquisite Armantè M.F.A 🥚 @ExquisiteWill]

You’ll do things greater AND marry the boy on the football team

[Maddy Eisenberg (she/her) @maddyeisenberg]

Taylor Swift: has a wedding in a private building because people would crash it otherwise

People: tacky and unnecessary

Taylor Swift: donates $26mil to various charities while she's in NYC

People: PERFORMATIVE

So no matter what she does it's never good enough I guess.

[Daisy 🌸 @DaisyBareNaked]

How do I express that I simultaneously want Taylor and Travis to keep every detail of this wedding for themselves and yet also really wish to see them and their wedding planner break down every single detail possible

[PFF @PFF44]

@sarahisinspace @emilykmay My husband just said, did they not interrupt days of our lives????

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Thank you @taylorswift13 and @tkelce for the generous gift to @dollyslibrary! ❤️ I wish you both the best, and know that I will always love you.

[PFF @PFF44]

It's ridiculous that I got a bill for lab work my kid had 11 months ago that the doctor recommended. Stupid that it's over 100 after insurance. If I would have known it wasn't fully going to be covered we wouldn't have done it because I didn't think anything was troubling.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al.

Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

The disgusting remark about Mrs. Obama last night was not an aberration.

For many years, the rightwing has been pushing a deeply racist conspiracy theory that she’s a trans woman, which is, of course, drawn from a dehumanizing and thoroughly absurd-on-its-face trope that Black women can’t be feminine.

This particular slander against Mrs. Obama has been going on for many years, and watching some quarters of conservative media pretend to be offended by the same remark that they’ve enabled in online spaces all this time strikes me as pretty goddamn pathetic and dishonorable.

But it’s not surprising. I would expect nothing different from Trump and his most ardent supporters.

Any woman they don’t like—let alone hate—particularly Black women, aren’t “real women.”

This is what they do. It’s not accidental.

Don’t let them claim otherwise.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Journalists sitting on massive scoops about important people in this country—stories the American people deserve to know—just so they can sell books later is everything wrong with journalism today.

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

I hate to admit this but Trump was right.

He said that if I vote for Kamala Harris gas prices, groceries prices and my utility bills will go through the roof.

I voted for Harris and my gas, groceries and utility bills have gone through the roof.

[Brad Galli @BradGalli]

Stephen Colbert joked that he would be back on ‘Only in Monroe.’

He wasn’t joking. He hosted the show again, with Jeff Daniels and Jack White:

https://t.co/SD4Xp7YqJI

[Matthew Keys @MatthewKeysLive]

Just one day after ending "The Late Show" on CBS, Stephen Colbert returned to TV — to host a public access show with rocker Jack White in Monroe, Michigan.

Appearances by Jeff Daniels, Eminem and Steve Buscemi.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

In honor of Colbert's final show...

"Part of the reason so many of these fools hate Stephen Colbert is that he lives his life as the faithful and humble Christian they constantly claim themselves to be but are too selfish and fearful to actually be."

https://t.co/lsM8BiVvZl

[PFF @PFF44]

Just filled out three camp forms I've been avoiding for over a month. It took me 5 minutes because I did them last year and I just needed a few new details.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

🔥 SPRINGSTEEN: "I’m here to support Stephen Colbert, the first guy who lost his show because a president can't take a joke - and the Ellisons feel they need to kiss his ass… small-minded people with no idea what freedoms of this beautiful country are supposed to be about." 🇺🇸