Paul F. Tompkins

TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies Instagram:

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

You can find me on the socials as PFTompkins.

I’ll start posting more at paul f tompkins dot com and you can see a live dates page there as well.

I’ll eventually get a Twitch channel up & running. Maybe a TikTok? No promises.

Good luck everyone! See you around!

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

@DrMattBody Thank you Doc

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

I think I’m gonna wind down the ol’ Twitter account and deactivate at the end of the year. I don’t feel like I’m getting anything out of it anymore. A lot of the people I really enjoy don’t tweet as much anymore. I don’t either! The fun has truly faded.

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

A shame. There was so much more he could have absolutely not done.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Benedict XVI, the pope emeritus, died at 95. A traditionalist, he shocked the Roman Catholic world when he resigned in 2013. https://t.co/Quc5rHpgkW

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

@Kulap @beaurosser @TrondyNewman Meyamo?

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 662

[Beau Baxter Rosser 🔛 beaurosser.bsky.social @beaurosser]

All I want in this life is this show. @Kulap 🤙🏻

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

I would not choose Andrew Tate’s life over some coconut shrimps

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

Spirit after the Southwest cancellations

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

Great to see @joshgondelman in NYC! We haven’t been in the same room since a Doug Loves Movies about 5 years ago or so

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

@Local_Socal @ComedyBangBang @ScottAukerman @TimKalpakis Turn off motion smoothing

[audrey @saint_audrey]

this response to my tweet about being offline is the most online thing I’ve ever encountered

[Comedy Bang Bang @ComedyBangBang]

Uh oh, did we go viral again?

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

@eristocrates @ComedyBangBang @ScottAukerman It is not, but thank you!

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

Okay a few days left before the end of the year, let’s try to nail it down: what is the greatest song of all time? We will categorize every single song from ALL genres until there’s a winner, declared at midnight on Jan 1 2023. First two:

[Brent Spiner @BrentSpiner]

I can’t believe George Santos said he played Data.

[Simply AJ aka Tom Bombadil @SimplyAJ144]

Not a doggy bus. This cute af 🥹🥹🥹

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

A classic #AccidentalPartridge

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

@kjhays6442 Why

[BrooklynVegan @brooklynvegan]

Feel better, Ted! Everybody else head to @CityWineryNYC this week for some holiday cheer with @aimeemann and guests @ACNewman, @PFTompkins, @nellie_mckay & more https://t.co/KAiILAASG1