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[PGinToronto @PGinToronto]

@jmrwest @pattonoswalt with the handle "Paddy O'furniture" these standards for comedy are impossibly high, don't feel bad Patton.

[PGinToronto @PGinToronto]

@michaelshermer Spoiler alert: figment.

[PGinToronto @PGinToronto]

#WhyImPoorIn4Words this cocaine smells incredible!

[PGinToronto @PGinToronto]

#WhyImPoorIn4Words This alcohol tastes delicious!

[Canadian Armed Forces @CanadianForces]

We welcome Cdns of all sexual orientations and gender identities. Join us! #DiversityIsOurStrength #ForcesJobs https://t.co/572KahN2Zh

[PGinToronto @PGinToronto]

@KerriWFXL @CLAntarctica Great Point!

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

Trump, Obama notes left at Yad Vashem, Israel's memorial for the Holocaust.

This makes me sad.

[steve suckington @SteveSuckington]

"Let's create a phrase that will be used to console people"

-here, here?

"That makes no sense!"

-there, there?

"Omfg it's genius"

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

If I were the architect for Trump's Wall I’d build a secret exhaust port the size of a womp rat so the rebels could save the Republic.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

My sense is that we don’t think enough about how much we collectively, yet unwittingly, force politicians to lie to us.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

1916: Einstein predicts Gravity Waves. 1917: He lays the foundation for Lasers. 2016: Gravity Waves discovered using Lasers.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

In science, when human behavior enters the equation, things go nonlinear. That's why Physics is easy and Sociology is hard.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Unless they're darker than, say, beige."- Statue of Liberty.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

When someone says they "love freedom", rest assured they don't mean yours.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Odd that politicians who change their mind are often criticized by those who don’t, as though ossified thoughts were a virtue

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I don't believe in evolution but at this point it would be a good idea.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

One religion is right and the rest are wrong and you have to figure out what the right one is or you go to hell.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Faith healers don't get jobs in hospitals for the same reason that psychics don't win the lottery every week.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

All these opponents of same-sex marriage claiming they're moving to Canada...where there's been same-sex marriage for 10 years. #CantFixDumb