Aran

I am the perfect painter.

[Aran @PHAMIGLIA]

AND I WILL MARCH IT THROUGH THE STREETS.

[Motoha Arai @StrikeoutThief]

I know you want his on a stick...

[Aran @PHAMIGLIA]

Heads will roll.

[Motoha Arai @StrikeoutThief]

oh.

[Aran @PHAMIGLIA]

Well of course it'd kill him. I'd cut his head off the second she distracted him.

[Aran @PHAMIGLIA]

Y-Yeah... No problem.

[Motoha Arai @StrikeoutThief]

[Cheek kiss.]

Thank you!

[Aran @PHAMIGLIA]

.......Grrrrrr.

[Motoha Arai @StrikeoutThief]

Please don't kick them. We're all in this together!

[Aran @PHAMIGLIA]

I've been known to kick people for getting in my way.

[Motoha Arai @StrikeoutThief]

Aran is our fourth but she's only here for me.

[Aran @PHAMIGLIA]

So sudden, too... I hope she recovers okay.

[Nagisa Kamisiro @ThiefofW0nder]

....Oh. I see. That's a shame...

[Knows what that means...]

[Aran @PHAMIGLIA]

She tore her ACL...

[Nagisa Kamisiro @ThiefofW0nder]

What was her reason??

[Aran @PHAMIGLIA]

Motoha just texted me to cancel our date...

[Aran @PHAMIGLIA]

I was just thinking about how strong she was and the impressive feats she pulled off and—

I don't think many people can say they got hit by a car and the driver was the one who died.

[Nagisa Kamisiro @ThiefofW0nder]

[SIGH.]

I guess man.....

[Aran @PHAMIGLIA]

Given the fact the Menace died in the collision with Katayama on the crossing, does this technically give her a body count.

[Nagisa Kamisiro @ThiefofW0nder]

Sigh.

Go ahead.

[Aran @PHAMIGLIA]

Yeah.

[Nagisa Kamisiro @ThiefofW0nder]

Am I the someone.

[Aran @PHAMIGLIA]

Can I make an insensitive joke pertaining to someone's mother.

[Aran @PHAMIGLIA]

I can call that Bluey imposter pathetic again, yeah.

[Motoha Arai @StrikeoutThief]

[Blushing.]

...

Can I try that again.

[Aran @PHAMIGLIA]

[Frowning behind the hand over her mouth.]

...If you were going to shut me up, you could've used your lips.

[Motoha Arai @StrikeoutThief]

[COVERING HER MOUTH.]

BE NICE!!

[Aran @PHAMIGLIA]

That.../thing/ is supposed to be Bluey?

But she's so...so....

Weak! And pathetic!

[Motoha Arai @StrikeoutThief]

NOOOOO....

[Heavy sigh.]

This is Bluey before Bluey!

[Aran @PHAMIGLIA]

[Only was listening to about half of it.]

So she's the...enemy?

[Head tilt. Blink, blink.]

[Motoha Arai @StrikeoutThief]

[Explaining the Crossfates in great deal, with Bluey backstory. For her, it ends with the Spaceport.]

And there you have it.

[Aran @PHAMIGLIA]

...Oh. Okay.

[Motoha Arai @StrikeoutThief]

Sit down as I explain our adventures with other Phantom Thieves.

[Aran @PHAMIGLIA]

Eh? Why not? It's Bluey—

[Motoha Arai @StrikeoutThief]

NOOO DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE...