Phandom Statistics🐱

i used to hate maths but then i realised decimals had a point

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On average, Dan and Phil Q&As give us exactly 0 new information.

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43% of women want amazingphil, 84% of fish fear him

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good news everyone

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The production of Phil's third boob will be finalised in 2020.

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Dan has been downgraded to Phil Trash #2

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#DANGOTSCRAMBLED

[Rodney V. Smith @iamrodneyvsmith]

the blackout tuesday does NOT mean to simply post a black picture and leave social media for the day. It means to stop promoting your own stuff for 24 hours, and instead amplify the voices & projects of Black creators, writers, directors, activists and more. pass it on.

[amelia @softparisian]

thread: how can i help from the uk?

[ِ @delicatecinemas]

A THREAD OF WHAT YOU CAN DO TO HELP
#BlackLivesMatter

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

#BlackLivesMatter https://t.co/hCGZsW0V0y

[Eddie 🇬🇧🦜 Opal Fruits supremacy @hathtelekinesis]

Following on from the DvP analysis, herewith the Golf With Friends master scorecard and summary table:

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source: math

[entity known as updatedphan @updatedphan]

important update from dan: still gay

[Eddie 🇬🇧🦜 Opal Fruits supremacy @hathtelekinesis]

So I was wondering how much All or Nothing influenced the results of Dan vs Phil series 1, and I made a spreadsheet and a graph.

[entity known as updatedphan @updatedphan]

#update: amazingphil has $42 in his wallet right now

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@updatedphan this is my job

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On average, Dan and Phil Q&As give us exactly 0 new information.

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@whitespiritdark he’s 100% heterophobe you fool

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amazingphil is composed: 50% gay who cant drive, 50% chaotic gay.

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whereas daniel howell is composed 33.3% gay who cant sit 33.3% gay who cant math 33.3% finger guns gay

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new stats fresh out of the lab: dan and phil are 100% gay