THE BOSS

Is there such a thing as an absolute, timeless enemy?

(She/they/it)

[THE BOSS @PhanMangle1987]

Enemies exist only in relative terms. Perhaps now I am an ally, but later, I shall be that enemy.

Regardless, this place is interesting to me.

[The Boss joins parody twitter]

[THE BOSS @PhanMangle1987]

@TH3_0VERSEER Hm.

Well, are you artificial?

[THE BOSS @PhanMangle1987]

@TH3_0VERSEER Every day something happens.

You should be more specific.

[THE BOSS @PhanMangle1987]

@IgnitedDevv Cronchy...........

[THE BOSS @PhanMangle1987]

[Pinned]

Ah!!!

What the hell? Why am I back? I thought I was gone!

Well, uh, hi again!

[Phantom Mangle rejoins parody twitter?! Again?!]

[THE BOSS @PhanMangle1987]

@TH3_0VERSEER I think you are mixing up invisibility with intangibility.

[THE BOSS @PhanMangle1987]

So, how have things been during my absence?

[THE BOSS @PhanMangle1987]

@TH3_0VERSEER With my mouth and hands!

[She's not the brightest. She doesn't know how it works.]

[THE BOSS @PhanMangle1987]

@TH3_0VERSEER I'm a ghost, so I don't really exist! Therefor anything can fit in my mouth!

[THE BOSS @PhanMangle1987]

@TH3_0VERSEER They are very tasty!

[THE BOSS @PhanMangle1987]

@TH3_0VERSEER Do you like eating bowling balls?

[THE BOSS @PhanMangle1987]

@TH3_0VERSEER Well, hello dice person!

[THE BOSS @PhanMangle1987]

@CoolHandPuppet I'm doing good! Eating lots of bowling balls.

[THE BOSS @PhanMangle1987]

@TH3_0VERSEER Have we met..?

My memory is a bit fuzzy...

[THE BOSS @PhanMangle1987]

@CoolHandPuppet Heya! How ya doin?

[THE BOSS @PhanMangle1987]

@BCS_Bernard I was!

But then suddenly, I wasn't!

[THE BOSS @PhanMangle1987]

@Mangled_Fox1987 Woah!

You look quite different....

Did you get a haircut?

[HIVE @Pr0jectTake0ver]

I CAN HEAR YOUR SECRETS, I CAN SEE YOUR FACE.

LISTEN TO THE OFFICAL HIVE SONG NOW!!!

(It's not perfect, I'm not perfect, but it's the best I could do)

https://t.co/cRjoWz1OVQ