Jessica

Know what? Life is never boring.
coffee adictee, beach baby, bookworm, sci-fi nerd, and lover of snark.
just hand over the coffee and nobody gets hurt...

[Jessica @Phantom_squid]

Thanks Mick Gordon for spending 2,554 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Harbinger. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/SxxIrPeqsx

[Bureau of Meteorology, Queensland @BOM_Qld]

Heavy rainfall has developed around #SEQ, with a well-defined low located off the Sunshine Coast. A Severe Weather Warning and Flood Watch remain in effect. Heavy rain is expected to slowly contract south this afternoon and evening. Warnings: https://t.co/FBmpsIoqYW

[Jessica @Phantom_squid]

This was me!!😂🙌👌
#spoilers
I was genuinely leaning towards the stranger being Radagast tho
#sochuffed
#lovedit
#cantwaitforseason2

[Bronze @BronzeFox]

Me the entire season finale of #RingsofPower #sauron

[Australian Red Cross @RedCrossAU]

Register.Find.Reunite is now open for the #NSWfloods. If you've been affected, register now to let your friends and family know you're OK — or enquire to see if your loved ones are safe and sound.

https://t.co/uRxFYmPDUO

[abcemergency @ABCemergency]

Evacuation orders have been issued for people in parts of New South Wales after torrential rain fell across already flooded areas.
https://t.co/X31p9k5UEc

[Jessica @Phantom_squid]

I know it's on the lighter side of subject matter, and really underwear isn't really something that should be anyone else's business anyway.....but Jesus, Mary & Joseph!!!!😳 Some of those pics! #packingaweapon #funniestnicknameiveheardrecently #whocameupwithhammaconda #hilarious

[Brad Takei @BradTakei]

The Hammaconda speaks at last. https://t.co/lcchifX4Rh

[ABC News @abcnews]

Beekeepers back in business following ban, but new varroa sites emerge https://t.co/D66535Gn1O

[Jessica @Phantom_squid]

Ok fellow weather nerds.....things are getting real 😬

[ABC News @abcnews]

#ANALYSIS: The recent wet weather could become the norm in Australia — if this huge ocean current collapses https://t.co/UcnWyg9KCL

[Jessica @Phantom_squid]

@brycewilsonAU Ouch 😬

[Jessica @Phantom_squid]

This is all kinds of awsome 🙌😂#istandwithukraine #PutThatInYourPipe #putinisamegalomaniac

[Dystopian Future? @simoncattell]

@Hi_Im_Quas @nolanwpeterson It's a tractor - keep up, they are now the 2nd largest military force in the world!

[Jessica @Phantom_squid]

@simoncattell @Hi_Im_Quas @nolanwpeterson 🙌😂😂😂 this is BRILLIANT 👍

[Jessica @Phantom_squid]

Ohhhh goody...more fun times ahead 😬
#startingtobrushuponmyboatbuilding
#soggyweatherahead
#thereissuchathingastoomuchwater

[Bureau of Meteorology, Queensland @BOM_Qld]

⛈️Thunderstorm forecast today: severe thunderstorms likely in central #QLD and the southern interior, with heavy rainfall, damaging wind gusts, large hail. Possible severe thunderstorms with heavy rainfall near the Main Range and Scenic Rim. Warnings: https://t.co/FBmpsInT9o

[Jessica @Phantom_squid]

This. 1000 times.
#TheTimeisNow

https://t.co/P0KcOKYKM3

[Jessica @Phantom_squid]

This is hilarious (and PERFECTION) on all levels.
Whatcha gonna do? 😂🙌👌 It's literally two different coloured lights being directed at a building #brilliant #modernsoloution #smartcookies #gentleresistance

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

LOL!

[Jessica @Phantom_squid]

@ma_am_42_21 @UnaHajdari @lrozen @IWM_Vienna Oh yes...so silly...here I'll just invite myself into YOUR house with plans to never leave. For no reason other than because I decided I can...mmm yes sounds like a plan you'd be happy to embrace as #compromise #youidiot

[ABC News @abcnews]

Ukrainian farmers are hurting. The situation could lead to food shortages in Africa, Europe and the Middle East https://t.co/I83cHXubu4

[Iryna Matviyishyn @IMatviyishyn]

Simple but powerful combination of Ukrainians voices that indeed reflect how people are feeling here right now: https://t.co/YDWBsU9vku

[Jessica @Phantom_squid]

And now for something a little lighter in nature..... #nomnomnom #youshallbeassimilated

[AmericasMostHaunted @amhaunted]

Arboreal disobedience https://t.co/DoNDcs1DuF

[Jessica @Phantom_squid]

These photos are absolutely remarkable considering the ship sank over 100 years ago! 😳

[ABC News @abcnews]

Shackleton's ship Endurance found beneath Antarctic ice, 100 years on https://t.co/Y3L7xbKzvC

[Media Watch @ABCmediawatch]

“But it’s what the Russian media doesn’t show as much as what it does. There’s little or no footage of dead soldiers or civilians, or of protests in Russia, or of the devastating bombing and damage.” #MediaWatch