Eric H

[Eric H @PhantomPhixerP3]

@NavalInstitute One of these washed up on Doheny beach in Dana Point Ca about 1990. Saw it.

[Eric H @PhantomPhixerP3]

@trumplicans2024 And build fence in the winter.

[Eric H @PhantomPhixerP3]

@storm1news He's a child of the CIA. Don't worry, nothing will ever happen to him.

[Eric H @PhantomPhixerP3]

@trumplicans2024 Got thrown out at 17 for "sinnin". Did a lot more sinnin after that.

[Eric H @PhantomPhixerP3]

@Habubrats71 Ever read "The Smell of Kerosene"? One night he flames out over Portland and can't restart. He dead-sticks into Portland International. They drag the plane behind a hangar by the fence along a perimeter road. Not one person driving by notices what's parked by the fence.

[Eric H @PhantomPhixerP3]

@hshLauraJ Japanese game show?

[Eric H @PhantomPhixerP3]

@RealFrankFromFL Turned 60 this year. I feel bad that I've never had a life-crisis of any sort. I'm bald so an 85 Targa is attractive but I could never get out of it. Younger woman, I'd have to listen to that shit. Guess I missed out.

[Eric H @PhantomPhixerP3]

@Hey_Marine_1775 One of the most interesting ironies of history is how the stories of the flag raisers changed.

[Eric H @PhantomPhixerP3]

@FlCracker84 Great, can you loan me a Benjamin?

[Eric H @PhantomPhixerP3]

@usmcmemes "Wanna see my V6 Camaro?"

[Eric H @PhantomPhixerP3]

@ZannSuz Ever notice you never heard about the ozone hole after grunge took over?

[Eric H @PhantomPhixerP3]

@JackLinFLL Trashmore, LOL. That was my neighbor to the south. It's like it rained toe jam.

[Eric H @PhantomPhixerP3]

@JackLinFLL 3 years from now you won't recognize the world we live in.

[Eric H @PhantomPhixerP3]

@SonofLiberty357 @realMaalouf Never think you're enemy is stupid. They are acting exactly to the plan.

[Eric H @PhantomPhixerP3]

@JebraFaushay She bring that baby home to her husband?

[Eric H @PhantomPhixerP3]

@klara_sjo Atlantic City used to be nice.

[Eric H @PhantomPhixerP3]

@NinaRene6 @ClownWorld @masonbo Can we add 10 strokes of the cane to this?

[Eric H @PhantomPhixerP3]

@ClownWorld Wait, Carrothead and Cathy Griffin had a child together?

[Eric H @PhantomPhixerP3]

@GuntherEagleman Can we force Maine, Vermont & New Hampshire to join Canada? They'd be so much happier.

[Eric H @PhantomPhixerP3]

@libsoftiktok Wait, someone got arrested in Jersey for being an asshole? That bar is pretty high.