kris shrek

Kris of House Shrek, First of His Name, King of Wayne and the Egyptian Men, Lord of Troy, and Protector of the Realm. ~ Coptic Orthodox Christian🇪🇬

[kris shrek @PharaohCHRIS_]

Why is it so hard to be kind to everyone? You don't have to belittle anyone to feel better about yourself.

[kris shrek @PharaohCHRIS_]

@Disney @starwars bring us an African American lead protagonist in a Star Wars film!!! Long overdue.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Something extremely bogus is going on. Was tested for covid four times today. Two tests came back negative, two came back positive. Same machine, same test, same nurse. Rapid antigen test from BD.

[kris shrek @PharaohCHRIS_]

Listen I’m Orthodox Christian but it really hammers my nails when a fellow Christian calls it “saints day” instead of Halloween like God won’t hate you if you dress up as toucan Sam Brenda

[kris shrek @PharaohCHRIS_]

Why can't I just retweet myself?

[not brendan @crocodilethumbs]

Pixar: so it starts with the love story of childhood sweethearts Carl and Elle

Me: omg they’re perfect

Pixar: right? later he goes on a great adventure in a floating house!

Me: haha and what does she do

Pixar:

Me: Pixar what is she doing during the great adventure

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

I’m still thinking about you Blockbuster

[⚜️ TJ 🐯 @teajae2x]

I'm uninstalling this fucking game

[CNN @CNN]

You can't touch this https://t.co/JGQnGXfVwH

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Zion when they let him play 18 minutes today instead of 15

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

I turn 26 today. I’m celebrating by trying to fit one extra finger in my ass, wish me luck sports fans

[Kaylin♥ @kbigelow04]

I can’t stand it when people reply to a text three days later. After all that time what’s the point????

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

Well, this was remarkable.

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

.@MikeTyson reacts to @iamjamiefoxx playing him in an upcoming biopic #FindingMike #FallonTonight