Karl Hess, PharmD

Proud dad, ok husband (per wife), pharmacist and professor. Tweets are my own (but aren't that great)

[Karl Hess, PharmD @Pharmie2005]

#PoliticiansSmellLike disappointment

[Karl Hess, PharmD @Pharmie2005]

Trump wins in landslide #ScareSomebodyIn4Words

[Karl Hess, PharmD @Pharmie2005]

Running + lasagna in stomach = pain 😣

[Karl Hess, PharmD @Pharmie2005]

Another #pharmacy robbery, this time with #StarWars masks. #MayThe4thBeWithYou #StarWarsDay https://t.co/vlmXMEpQjZ via @Pharmacy_Times

[Karl Hess, PharmD @Pharmie2005]

Smells like rebel spirit #StarWarsSongs

[Karl Hess, PharmD @Pharmie2005]

I have a bad feeling about this... #StarWarsSongs

[Karl Hess, PharmD @Pharmie2005]

When people start abusing loperamide, you know the #opioid abuse crisis is real

https://t.co/8HQDMzs5P9

[Karl Hess, PharmD @Pharmie2005]

.@KamalaHarris .@LorettaSanchez .@SenFeinstein here's another reason to support/cosponsor #S314.

https://t.co/gyWFUk1fI3

[NYT Health @NYTHealth]

Well: Medical Errors May Cause Over 250,000 Deaths a Year https://t.co/EpuUR78M32

[Karl Hess, PharmD @Pharmie2005]

And #pharmacists can help reduce. #ProviderStatus https://t.co/gyWFUk1fI3

[NYT Health @NYTHealth]

Well: Medical Errors May Cause Over 250,000 Deaths a Year https://t.co/EpuUR78M32

[Karl Hess, PharmD @Pharmie2005]

.@JohnKasich vows to stay in race, cites needing additional airline miles for .@SouthwestAir A-List Premier status

[Karl Hess, PharmD @Pharmie2005]

I guess .@CarlyFiorina just got laid off. Maybe she can wait in the unemployment line with the rest of her .@HP employees #IndianaPrimary

[Karl Hess, PharmD @Pharmie2005]

Ex-CEO Martin Shkerli facing more charges https://t.co/AgWFfQPN38

[Karl Hess, PharmD @Pharmie2005]

The most overtrained and under utilized profession in America https://t.co/YCxa9Okqf5

[Karl Hess, PharmD @Pharmie2005]

Can we just cancel Monday tomorrow?

[Karl Hess, PharmD @Pharmie2005]

Thank you for the recent follow/unfollow @ADoctorsLife. #DYK that #pharmacists are doctors too?

[Karl Hess, PharmD @Pharmie2005]

The "solution" for this? Try unplugging/plugging in your modem. Seriously .@TWC_Help .@TWC, that's not a solution

[Karl Hess, PharmD @Pharmie2005]

Fantastic! .@TWC internet out AGAIN. Why do we continue to pay for this "service"?

[Karl Hess, PharmD @Pharmie2005]

Hooray!! Thanks .@CAPharm 😀

https://t.co/xB8D5UddvN

[Karl Hess, PharmD @Pharmie2005]

Was awarded FCPhA twice by .@CAPharm, but no Fellow ribbon in my #WCPE16 registration packet? 😓

[Spirit J.D. Brito Nlandu🇨🇺🇨🇩🇲🇽🇧🇪 🇫🇷🇺🇸~ @iownjd]

Can’t believe it’s May 1, 2016 already, seems like just yesterday it was April 30, 2016.

[Karl Hess, PharmD @Pharmie2005]

I'm offended that I haven't been offended yet, but I guess I'm now offended. 😂😂😂 https://t.co/svuyj3nmbq

[Crazy RxMan @CrazyRxMan]

If you haven't been offended by anything that I've tweeted over the years, please be patient. I'll get around to you eventually.