Paul's Cot

NWI Subuwu Sawesman :3

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Sometimes I think about how many awesome future inventions I won't be around for, but at least my parents weren't able to make me my own instagram profile when I was an infant.

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Sorry, but unless I know for a fact that you were a real person before ai blew up I'm gonna have to assume you aren't real.

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Anyone directly responsible for cell phones no longer having a port to plug in wired headphones should be taken out back and old yellered.

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Hey grok, recreate this photo of me, but give me a massive uncut cock and make sure that you use as much potable water as possible when recreating it. Thanks, you're the best.

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@zumlings 🎄🎄🎄🎄merry xmas

[Olivia Monroe ✨ @VT_OliviaMonroe]

*winks at you with my one eye that has mucus coming out of it* ;) are you an antibiotic because i'd like to see you 3 times a day

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@AI_EmeraldApple Could someone @ all these idiots so I can block those I haven't already?

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Yeah, if you're not spending all your money on rent, then you can afford something nice sometimes. That's the fuckin point.

[MichaelRapaport @MichaelRapaport]

How’s a so-called “working class” mayoral candidate like Zohran Mamdani eating at OMEN SUSHI tonight — one of the priciest joints in NYC? 🍣💰
This clown lives in a rent-stabilized apartment in Queens but dines like a diplomat on a Qatar-funded per diem.
Who’s paying for that toro, “Zoron the Moron”?
You ain’t working class — you’re fraud class.
#ZohranMamdani #ZoronTheMoron

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@Nichi_VR I surrender
You'll just have to take me prisoner I guess
😏

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@tane_tenshi You didn't uhhhh drain the water yet, did you? haha

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@Its_GrimMe Stay strong Grimbo. It's been heartwarming to watch you grow as a person and a content creator despite all the bullshit you've had to deal with. I hope sometime soon there will be a light at the end of your tunnel.

[Zum🐀🪖🔫 @zumlings]

Therapist want to send me to psych ward

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@AmeDollVT @SquChanVT *barking noises*

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@OniKanaVT sorry I'm out of mana I can't cast any heals right now

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@AmeDollVT Love and condolences are being sent your way from all around the world. She will rest in peace and watch over her family (and harem) from the other side 🙏

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@GrimmiVT Heck yeah, congrats!

[meg 🖤 @_megrocks]

midwest miku

[Merryweather Comics @Merryweatherey]

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