Michael Arthur Long

I do what I do... and I'm pretty good at it, sometimes... (we/them)

[Michael Arthur Long @Phatdaddydrew]

I’ve never felt more terrible in my whole life… it’ll be okay, just saying….

[Michael Arthur Long @Phatdaddydrew]

The lowest I’ve ever been… Heart broken, broken man, and I just give up…

[Michael Arthur Long @Phatdaddydrew]

Never forget the NYPD has an overweight dance team…

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

The NYPD now has its own dance team

[Michael Arthur Long @Phatdaddydrew]

Maybe it’s time to wrap it up…

[Michael Arthur Long @Phatdaddydrew]

#NewProfilePic

[Michael Arthur Long @Phatdaddydrew]

Well today was eye opening… Don’t trust anyone who you work with, I’m done with all you people…

[Michael Arthur Long @Phatdaddydrew]

Will someone please tell this liberal cuck that Dubai is in Africa and surrounded by deserts…

[Al Arabiya English @AlArabiya_Eng]

If humans don’t decarbonize, natural disasters could get worse in the future, the author of ‘Fire Weather: A True Story from a Hotter World’ John Vaillant says.

#LosAngeles #ClimateChange

[Michael Arthur Long @Phatdaddydrew]

@POTUS Don’t let that slow you down, pack yo shit…

[Michael Arthur Long @Phatdaddydrew]

Watching @jonstewart give Jamie Raskin every available chance to eat crow and he won’t admit the Democrat failures in 2024…

[Michael Arthur Long @Phatdaddydrew]

God damn legend…

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

The late great Norm Macdonald talking about the death of the "crocodile hunter" with John Stewart. 🤣🤣🤣

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

HOLY SH!T Kamala Harris doesn't know the Pledge Of Allegiance

[Michael Arthur Long @Phatdaddydrew]

@_StephanieMyers @OANN Can you image if he acknowledged the 13 soldiers killed during the Afghanistan withdrawal…

[Michael Arthur Long @Phatdaddydrew]

Watching @FaceTheNation and I realized that I’m 6 white assholes talk shit about the future President and they can’t comprehend why the Democrats lost…

[Michael Arthur Long @Phatdaddydrew]

Imagine a world where the democrats don’t tell a lie… Why is everything they tell us a lie?

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

"No. No. It's a no. It will always be a no. Biden will not pardon his son Hunter."

Guess what? THEY LIED.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

"No. No. It's a no. It will always be a no. Biden will not pardon his son Hunter."

Guess what? THEY LIED.

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

i think of him every thanksgiving

[Michael Arthur Long @Phatdaddydrew]

Democrats trying to figure out why they lost the Presidency, House and Senate…

[Randy Cruz @randyjcruz]

Since its Election Day, never forget when Deez Nuts got 9% of the vote in North Carolina in 2016 😂

[Michael Arthur Long @Phatdaddydrew]

She’s amazing!

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Kamala got caught in 4K telling a family in Pennsylvania to go back inside their house so she could stage a door knock lmfao.

So fake.

[Courtney Howard @Lulamaybelle]

OMG. Harvey Epstein (from the John Mulaney SNL ad sketch) …is REAL?!