Phat Luke

woah…

[Phat Luke @PhatLuke]

🕹️

[Phat Luke @PhatLuke]

when i put on hand sanitizer i feel like a fly rubbing my hands together

[Phat Luke @PhatLuke]

if ur under 5’9 ur progress in the gym is irrelevant

[trey 🌱 @CrossDatStreet]

life after highschool

[Hell incel match @Free90baeTrial]

Tits guy - nationalist
Ass guy - patriot
Pussy guy - vampire
Face guy - eugenicist
Armpit guy - mental retard
Feet guy - next level

[tex @texmeplease]

i was the first person in my family to prestige in call of duty

[𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆟 𓆝 @P0lyblank]

why the joi calling me a cuck and a loser like she not talking 2 the boss

[tere baap ka chachera bhanja @oopsydaixy]

met this dude who likes extremely niche movies 😍🤩

[Benton Swathford, MBA @BentonSwathford]

The best 5 minutes in a man’s life are when you just finished having sex and she goes to pee and you get to watch ig reels

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

For men, searching for a wife in 2026 is basically just finding a whore and hoping she stops.

[@@@ @vileboylife]

quitting hoes to focus on drugs

[Phat Luke @PhatLuke]

bitch u coulda had the one

[spin @spinthart]

Hes deadass Shakespeare

[joey @joboduj]

hey siri blow my shit clean off