Advisor: I think you should apply to more fellowships
[Flashbacks to the last 3 rejected fellowships and 8 more that lost funding and are no longer offered]
Me, painfully faking a smile: Sure no problem!
Professor in undergrad: ASSIGNMENTS MUST BE SUBMITTED AT 11:59 THE NIGHT BEFORE. 2 INCH MARGINS, 12 POINT FONT, EQUATIONS MUST BE NUMBERED WITH ALL VARIABLES DEFINED
Grad professors: Ahh shit, I forgot I assigned that. Just shoot me a text when you slip it under my office door