XenomorphKisser

Bachelors in big belly, Masters in being the quiet friend, Doctorate in sharing bird facts (He/Him)

[XenomorphKisser @Phil_Acey]

Getting my IUD in today 💕💕👼

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Florence Welch covers “Abracadabra” by Lady Gaga.

[cob @sillierdeadite]

this genre of bts photos >>>

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Florence Welch stuns screaming into hole.

[[archer] @archer_uwu]

i like cuddling with fat men because it feels like im holding a big teddy bear

[Ash @AshStash__]

You will not be able to order a Crunchwrap in Pokémon Legends Z-A.

[masha @MashaParty]

GAY DETECTIVE: the body's still tea.. he can't be far

[joey oinks @Paddington_Boar]

Happy Pride from the CPAP Store

[Bottom Jail (Parody) @bottomjail]

IJBOL

[Mischief @MischiefsYT]

Kind of insane to me that the best thing to come out of Disney's Fox acquisition has been the total revival of both Predator and Alien.

They straight up resurrected one completely dead franchise and woke the other up from a coma.
It's absurdly impressive.