Phil Hess

it's not how many hours a day you work, it's what you do with the hours that you do work

[Phil Hess @Phil_Hess825]

@kyleks7055 We’re at work... working... like the rest of adults who don’t believe the bullshit.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

I’m sure this will get a lot of media coverage...

[Phil Hess @Phil_Hess825]

When I tell @MichaelaDar that “I’m almost done leaving soon” from the shop at 8 o’clock... then I stroll in at 1:45 AM 🤣 I guess I got that second wind I was looking for

[Phil Hess @Phil_Hess825]

@MichaelaDar Yo don’t lie you just put that up

[Phil Hess @Phil_Hess825]

I wonder if it’s acceptable to put “extortion” in a memo on a check... made payable to NYS... for payment of a fine for not offering unemployment insurance to a single General contractor

Riddle me that

[Phil Hess @Phil_Hess825]

I think my foot is broken. Sik.

[Phil Hess @Phil_Hess825]

I just realized you have to have license and registration in NY... for a dog

[Phil Hess @Phil_Hess825]

When you Leave the shop at 2:45 in the morning. And the only place on the way home is McDonalds. But they are not taking orders for 20 minutes 😑

[Phil Hess @Phil_Hess825]

Trying to watch people make a sub at subway... wondering how they put 2 feet in front of the other.

But hey, $15 an hr sure. Let me just pay 15 for a crap sandwich

[Phil Hess @Phil_Hess825]

If anyone wonders what getting automotive paint in your eye with reducer feels like. Just imagine head butting a cactus. With you eye ball. A poisonous cactus at that 🤬

[Phil Hess @Phil_Hess825]

A slice of real pizza is healthier than Burger King ... right ? Asking for a friend

[Phil Hess @Phil_Hess825]

When girls act like thots, dress like thots, look like thots, but then wonder why they get treated like thots 🤣 #subtweet

[Phil Hess @Phil_Hess825]

Michaela looking at kitty’s

“OHHHHH MYYYY GODDDDD I NEEEEEED THEM...They look like they just had breakfast”

Lol wut 🤣

[Phil Hess @Phil_Hess825]

@MichaelaDar You legit hate my boat what are you talking about

[Phil Hess @Phil_Hess825]

@kyleks7055 Sigh. Are you a liberal now?

[Phil Hess @Phil_Hess825]

@MichaelaDar 😘

[Phil Hess @Phil_Hess825]

@MichaelaDar There is your PTB wine gift at home 🤔😉😘

[Phil Hess @Phil_Hess825]

#alreadybored #bringbacktheswimsuits #MissAmerica #canigohomeyet

[Phil Hess @Phil_Hess825]

@MichaelaDar Sameeee thingggg. Tomatoooo tom-a-to

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

Dems plan:
-Raise taxes
-End ICE
-Grow gov't
-Impeach the President

GOP plan:
-Make tax cuts permanent
-Build the wall, secure the border
-Cut spending
-Reform welfare
-Hold FBI accountable

You decide.