Phil Safkow

Passionately Apathetic

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Is she connecting w/ the E-Trade babies? (@jimgaffigan)http://yfrog.com/1ru6uj

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@MarthaStewardes Is roast beef hash still acceptable?

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The Safkow brothers star in this summer's movie blockbuster...
http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/zwWhxoX8DLutDefh

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Even more rare video of Uncle Dave...
http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/ewHJFqD5RpRkNloS

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Rare video of Uncle Dave...
http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/bsV69rKcSo6GB1Ul

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Still a little sore, but getting better. Thanks for the good thoughts & thanks to Dr. Mom for her recovery room/flood shelter assistance.

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HappyBday Dan.
EltonJohn once said "Daniel my brother you are older than me
Do you still feel the pain of the (gourd) scars that won't heal"

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Jawannie dropped Dan from a radiator onto a dog named Billy’s hard bone?

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Sorry, everyone. I forgot we were Farkle-ing again...

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Euchre games, shooting marshmallows, and the story about Grandpa telling the girls to hold his hand and Steph couldn't find one.

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I was briefly a Twitter Quitter... but I've found my way back.

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Dan, happy belated birthday.
John, that sounds great. I'd love that. Every time I dress like a duck at Silver Park, the police show up.

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Pirate goes to the doctor. Doc says "Is that a ship's wheel in your pantaloons?" Pirate says "Aye, and it's driving me nuts." Aaaarrrrrgh

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Bingo has been called... please hold your cards...

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John, I hear you might be in the greater Sebring metropolitan area this weekend??? Hope you can make it. Cookout here Sunday & Mom's Monday.

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Sebring basketball 1978... "Safkow's Athletic Supporters"... Dan's fan club/"support" group.

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Everyone remembers the "Inside the egg scrambler" for Christmas.

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Greg, that is one out of control merkin ya got there.

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Maybe she can burn down Greg's body hair... If not, maybe Dan's tattoo landscaper could mow him. Greg is now the Twitter CH-CH-CH-Chia Pet.