@3PointSniper_ Philbert had to stop tweeting bc his divorce attorney told him to. Imagine how many units I lost there pal. Count your blessings Snipe, see you in March, I need those units back. #thx
Week 2 - I already hate football, Vanderbilt and all the nerds that went there and especially hate myself. However, Phil is buying a house this week specifically so he can put an actual mortgage on The #bookiebleeder
Ravens -6.5
Jets +11.5
Thx
THE #BOOKIEBLEEDER TEASER IS BACK AND WILL GO UNDEFEATED THIS YEAR.
Giants +12
Panthers +10.5
I will not rest until at least 10 of my Phollowers are audited by the IRS and thrown in prison for winning so much money off these #scumbag bookies.
Tysm.
@kellyinvegas@wbrinehorst@SuperBookNV@WagerTalk My queen, I’m never one to gloat, my picks were terrible yesterday, but we need to accept that Nico is stinky and act accordingly moving forward.
@kellyinvegas@wbrinehorst@SuperBookNV@WagerTalk I’m sorry my queen, but If you can’t put up numbies in that Tennessee offense, I think you might stink. (I can’t stand down from this take bc I already tweeted Utah -5.5 to my Phollowers)
Week one Phull Card:
PSA - 1 Half unders are SMASHING. Wilbe adding some to the card after some work in the #lab thx
Noon:
Toledo +10 BB
Texas +1
USM +14.5
NW +4.5/ML
Cuse +13.5
3:30:
Bama -14
Marsh +38.5
7:30
LSU +4
11:00
Utah -5.5
Week one Phull Card:
PSA - 1 Half unders are SMASHING. Wilbe adding some to the card after some work in the #lab thx
Noon:
Toledo +10 BB
Texas +1
USM +14.5
NW +4.5/ML
Cuse +13.5
3:30:
Bama -14
Marsh +38.5
7:30
LSU +4
11:00
Utah -5.5
@wbrinehorst@kellyinvegas@SuperBookNV@WagerTalk She also thinks Nico is good. He’s not, he’s god awful. I wouldn’t worry too much about our queen on week one. But my god does she look stunning.
Phil’s Phutures part 2. The Natty
Penn State +700 - vet qb, run game, defense, down year for Michigan. The ghost of Sandusky haunts a young OSU team and they win the big Ten.
Bama +1000 - back to basics. White Gun Slinger, defense. Run game. UGA ? at QB. Texas too young. Thx
Longshot: Jeremiyah Love - 1 unit +3800. The best player on a team -200 to make the yoffs. Will be beating down cupcakes all year and running all over them #numbies worth a phlyer thx
Phil’s Phutures - 2025-26 CFB season Part 1 - Heisman
Garret Nussmeier - +850 3 units - the phlopper that costs the cocks a playoff spot makes it up to us this year by beating Boobdick in Clemson and in the Heisman race. Had 4K yards last year. Should only improve. Should win.
Longshot : Jeremiyah Love +3800 - 1 unit. The best player on a team that’s -200 to make the playoff. Will be playing a lot of cupcakes, should be winning and running all over them. This guy is a monster and worth a Phlyer thx
DJ didn’t come into the game until the 4th quarter. I will therefore be starting a class action lawsuit for bad media reporting and anyone that took this bet can join, tysm
Unbelievable start to the NFL szn tonight. DJU, our favorite fat lazy pineapple with a pick addiction, playing the 2H for the Chargers. No matter what the line is, max bet lions 2H thx.