Phil Bevan

Villa fan with too many grandchildren to keep count, yet encouraging my children to have more.

[Phil Bevan @PhilBevan2]

@WhatTheForkAVFC @adamkeys_ Emma, how do you even get the energy to reply to these ill informed people. Mr Keys please please do your research prior to posting. It may be clickbait but you look a tad silly also. Emma, keep opening the whupp ass girl 🤣

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@miss_jadeyxx Any see through football shirt. Don’t @ me people. I’m a man, it’s my job 🤣

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@WhatTheForkAVFC @AVFCStatto I love you, you’re brilliant 🤣🤣

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@WhatTheForkAVFC @AVFCStatto You div 🤣🤣 there’s an outtake from Parks and Recreation where they’re talking about a good comeback story. He says Kim Kardashian, they all look confused and he says in her video she got cum on her back. I didn’t even know the son thing. You was going to beat me up then 🤦

[Phil Bevan @PhilBevan2]

@WhatTheForkAVFC @AVFCStatto No, what’s that? Google his Kim Kardashian comeback skit. It tickled me. What have I missed regarding his son?

[Phil Bevan @PhilBevan2]

@WhatTheForkAVFC No, 9pm is way too late. I’m old. I need my Horlicks and incontinence knickers if I’m going to stay up that late 🤦

[Phil Bevan @PhilBevan2]

@MarkOrmrod Top man. Smash it. Thank you for your service

[Phil Bevan @PhilBevan2]

@WhatTheForkAVFC @AVFCStatto I love a comeback story (not like the Chris Pratt comeback story. If you know you know). This guy was out, taxi for Buendia. The turnaround is testament to the coaching staff but testament to his resilience and willingness to learn and improve.

[Phil Bevan @PhilBevan2]

@l_boltx I really resonate with this. My mother said when I was a child I could never play alone, I always needed someone else. My marriage collapsed a few months ago, I’ve been well brought up regarding cooking and cleaning. I’m just so fucking lonely by myself. It’s unbearable.

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@WhatTheForkAVFC Not that it matters but I think you’re gorgeous looking. 😍😘

[Phil Bevan @PhilBevan2]

@miss_jadeyxx Jade, keep being you girl xx

[Phil Bevan @PhilBevan2]

@WhatTheForkAVFC Emma, it’s ok to have anxiety with what you’ve been through, the fact you’ve been given the ok to drive again is huge, massive, well done. Just take baby steps while you build up your confidence. Potentially even book a couple of driving lessons to gain confidence. You go girl xx

[Phil Bevan @PhilBevan2]

@LegacySiu Laurie Cunningham, Steve McManaman

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@WhatTheForkAVFC Sharing is caring girl 🤣🤣

[Phil Bevan @PhilBevan2]

@WhatTheForkAVFC Get ta fuck girl. I had money on you going 🤣🤣

[Phil Bevan @PhilBevan2]

@Shaun_Postians @JayVtid I would give Kamara one more season. If he misses a huge chunk of games again then we need to cash in. It hurts us too much when he gets injured. It disrupts the consistency of the team and we can’t keep having that.

[Phil Bevan @PhilBevan2]

@covellis17 As a Villa fan I have to say, that’s fucking funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣 fair play lad.

[Phil Bevan @PhilBevan2]

@cjmavfc Seriously, look at you suddenly being all grown up. Go on lad, congratulations 🤣🤣

[Phil Bevan @PhilBevan2]

@miss_jadeyxx I was born in the wagon of a travelin' show
My mama used to dance for the money they'd throw
Papa would do whatever he could
Preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town
They'd call us gypsies,