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[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

Lindsay Clancy deserves the death penalty.

[Phil Four @PhilFour24653]

@catturd2 But can he make FRIES? 🍟

[Phil Four @PhilFour24653]

@ChrissyCasilio How soon we forget!!!

[Merry @merrylynn06]

JUSTICE FOR THE CHILDREN!

[Phil Four @PhilFour24653]

@MattRichWarren 411 Bruh, I’m in western New York and spent days in the house because of Canada BS! So I don’t need a logistics lesson. If Canada is so great, renounce your citizenship and move there. WTF!!!

[Phil Four @PhilFour24653]

@BuzzPatterson I like her personality, I couldn’t stand the political RINO BS! Faux news is as bad as any of them.

[Phil Four @PhilFour24653]

@MattRichWarren I’m just not buying that, I only smell smoke when the Canadian fires are burning totally out of control. Was the smoke in NYC this year because of US fires, NO IT WAS NOT!

[Rachel Barnhart @rachbarnhart]

"Buffalo leads, with more than 1,100 arrests since Trump’s return to office. Rochester follows with 631 and Syracuse with 436."

[Phil Four @PhilFour24653]

@miles_commodore HELL NO.

[Phil Four @PhilFour24653]

@YourAnonNews GFY, what a POS you are 🛑

[Miles Commodore @miles_commodore]

The Lottery has a system when purchasing a ticket, it's bar-coded, they know how much you purchased, time, place, and have results in minutes.

Why are we still having issues counting votes in 2026?

Good grief!

[Phil Four @PhilFour24653]

@Trumpster603 @SidneyPowell1 Send this traitor to gitmo 🛑

[Phil Four @PhilFour24653]

@natalia1239r Only if you’re my guide 👍🌴😎

[Financial Guys Media Network @finguys]

BUFFALO, N.Y — Seven handguns. $272,059 in cash. Three prior felony convictions going back to 2004. Steven S. Butler is now facing federal gun and cocaine charges, and the question is how many times the state let him walk first.

[Phil Four @PhilFour24653]

@AnnCoulter NOTHING is going to happen to these POS’s anyway. Stop with the BS🛑

[Phil Four @PhilFour24653]

@KatieMiller Because there a SCUMBAG Company!!! Thanks for the info, I was thinking of changing to them! 💯🆒👍🌴😎

[Hillbilly @JamesHu27192912]

America needs to shut down all Mosques and ban Islam.

[Straight Florida @StraightFlorida]

Get your groceries and fill your tank right now. We have exactly four weeks of sanity left before the great plague of Illinois refugees crawls out of the cornfields and infest our coast. 🚗💨🌽

Come October, I-75 turns into a rolling psych ward of rust-bucket crossovers driven by people with the emotional resilience of wet tissue paper. These pasty, calcium-deficient lunatics will white-knuckle a steering wheel for forty straight hours just to get down here and act like Florida personally insulted their ancestors.

You can spot an Illinois tourist from two zip codes away. Zero situational awareness. They walk into a gas station like they’re about to burst into tears if the air conditioner hums too loud.

They treat our wildlife like it belongs in a group therapy session. The average Illinois progressive lands here, spots a prehistoric swamp lizard sunbathing in a ditch, and immediately starts looking for a customer service desk to report the water for being emotionally unsafe.

They spent their entire lives in some sterilized Cook County suburb voting to ban gas stoves, outlaw plastic straws, and tax leaf blowers by the decibel. Then the first freeze hits their delicate skin and they abandon their socialist utopia and swarm our state like frantic barnacles.

Then they have the audacity to stand in our delis looking like unbaked bread dough, loudly whining that our culture is too aggressive and our cheese lacks ethical complexity. You fled a frozen wasteland where your government steals half your paycheck to patch the same crater in the road for thirty-six years, and now you want to lecture a guy in flip-flops about civic zoning?

Look at what they worship back home. Their political savior is J.B. Pritzker, a human beanbag chair stuffed with inherited Hyatt cash who governs like a mob boss operating out of an artisanal pastry shop. That man is a walking cardiovascular emergency who taxes oxygen while lecturing working people about economic justice. These sheep nod along, pay an eight-dollar toll to cross the street, then sprint to Florida the second the wind chill drops below fifty.

Brace yourselves. In thirty days every left-hand lane is dead, the artisanal seltzer is looted, and we’ll be knee-deep in neurotic Midwesterners screaming at the sun for making them sweat. ☀️💀🥪🐊