Phil From Chico

Stand up comedian from Chico, CA based in NYC. Loves cheese.

[Phil From Chico @PhilFromChico]

Some day I'll be on TV. And millions of people will recognize me and say, "Hey, I let that guy bum a cigarette once."

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@UberEats Didn’t realize I would have to say this but if I search for @wingstop on your app, I’m going to assume the first option that pops up is the Wing Stop closest to me. Not the Wing Stop TWO FUCKING MILES AWAY. HOW FUCKING STUPID IS THIS APP? FIX IT.

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@deoncole I’d love a Don King biopic and I’d love for you to star. Well done boss!

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@GregMcElroy why do you have other teams helmets on display? It’s #rolltide or nothing! Get ts outta there! 😂

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3. @McDonalds hurry tf up and partner with @eggo and make a chicken and waffle McMuffin. Jesus.

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2. @netflix if I pay for a subscription, I should be able to watch at work AND at home you greedy fucks.

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1. @nytimes there should be an AM and PM Wordle. One for on the way to work and one for on the way home.

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@hiphopklipz36 So nothing? You fucking nerds.

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@TouchTunes yall don’t like money or something?

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@30bgphoenixx Yes Kanye did you liar. Also didn’t Lewis fuck her sister?

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@KDTrey5 sometimes you just gotta tell these photographers no. 🤦‍♂️😂

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Kevin Durant Nike Ad:

“I’ll take you to the candy shop”

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@RGIII @OuttaPocketRG3 No it wouldn’t smh

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@netflix You should be embarrassed for putting this out.

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@AthleticsPR y’all are fucking up not releasing more Sacramento A’s merch. It’s now a part of the @athletics history. And you’re disrespecting the city of Sacramento. Who has been a more than gracious host.

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@espn why are the @Athletics the only team in your app with no picture of the ball park they’re currently playing in? Stop hating.

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That was one of the best national anthems ever. #AllStarGame

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@Tip Respectfully. Please please PLEASE let @LilTunechi spit a verse on the remix. PLEASE.
#letemkno

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Immediately calling bs on this new episode of #LawandOrder 😂😂😂

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Football Night in America just used the Thizzelle Dance beat! 😳🥺 @SNFonNBC #RIPMacDre

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Biggie would’ve squeezed three… 👀

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Jay-Z surprised DJ Khaled with a BMW M3 for his 50th birthday, the first car he bought when he was just 15 🚘💯

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@RealMikeWilbon 🤨 Wth are you talking about? Literally MOST @Athletics fans would rather be at Oakland Coliseum. #Sacramento and #SutterHealthPark are great. But it’s not Oakland. #PTI