Philip Pearson-Batt

Drinker of wine; lover of all things theatrical. Own views tweeted.

[Philip Pearson-Batt @Philip066]

When life gives you lemons... make a lemon drizzle cake and eat the whole fucking thing.

[Philip Pearson-Batt @Philip066]

@nxcare I’ve booked a 9.30am coach from Nottingham to London for Friday 3rd July but the ticket on my app now says it’s a 10.30am departure and I’ve not been notified of this. Is this right?

[Philip Pearson-Batt @Philip066]

@Tripadvisoruk I’m still waiting on a refund after you declined my booking. Cannot find a way to contact you about this and it’s been a lot longer than 10 working days. Any help you can offer?

[Philip Pearson-Batt @Philip066]

@bennymoon I have to unfollow you for this tweet. Goodbye.

[Philip Pearson-Batt @Philip066]

@the_LTA you keep emailing asking if I enjoyed the Nottingham Open. I didn’t. It rained all day and there was no play. I was expecting a refund… do I need to do something to get one?

[Philip Pearson-Batt @Philip066]

@ArgosHelpers your “live chat” just ended a conversation with me about an order that was initially faulty and had to be returned, then hasn’t been replaced (despite twice telling me it would be) and which was then cancelled without my knowledge. How do I escalate this please?

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into another movie or TV show until I forget: Day 282

[Philip Pearson-Batt @Philip066]

The thing about West Side Story is that it’s just glorious.

[Philip Pearson-Batt @Philip066]

@NottmPlayhouse whatever you pay Alyssa on your box office phone line isn’t enough. Really brilliant and pleasant/genuine customer service tonight.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Me, after I win an argument.

[Philip Pearson-Batt @Philip066]

I can’t stop thinking about how utterly brilliant @sixthemusical was tonight. Funny & smart. Six brilliant songs by six incredible performers. Is it too soon to go again?!?

[Philip Pearson-Batt @Philip066]

In The Heights is a very good film.

[Philip Pearson-Batt @Philip066]

Loving the Hood’s Hideout shout out on @dadwroteaporno had my 3rd birthday party there and cried because people sang happy birthday to me. Ah memories.

[Philip Pearson-Batt @Philip066]

Is it acceptable to stop reading a book after 12 pages because the main character gets dismissed after 12 year’s service without any sort of disciplinary/capability procedure and a very clear discrimination case and is just like “meh”? Girl! You gotta claim! Get yo compensation!

[Philip Pearson-Batt @Philip066]

Why am I the only person who thinks Jurassic Park is a horror film? People are literally eaten alive by dinosaurs ffs. #jurassicpark

[Hidden Movie Details @moviedetail]

The Gusteau's pantry in Ratatouille (2007) stocks a few cans of Nemo brand caviar. To quote the YouTube channel Cinemawins, that's dark Pixar. Real dark.

[Philip Pearson-Batt @Philip066]

@bennymoon Hard agree

[Taskmaster @taskmaster]

Incredible #KatherineParkinson #taskmaster

[Philip Pearson-Batt @Philip066]

Under the seaaaa! 🦀

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

In the original story of the Little Mermaid, her legs continuously feel as if she's walking on knives and she dances for the prince, despite her being in terrible pain.

Then the prince marries someone else, and she kills herself.

[Philip Pearson-Batt @Philip066]

What's more awkward is when the same person makes exactly the same mistake 3 days later. Le sigh.

[Philip Pearson-Batt @Philip066]

It's always awkward when you mention your fiancé and the other person asks what SHE thinks or SHE does. Oh pal. Just no.