Philip J. Fried

once dubbed ‘THE lesbian vampire wlw sex goonette’ • she/her • Club Ada ^-^

[Philip J. Fried @PhilipFried]

!!>^•^<!!

[chloe @Dykeocletian]

Thinking the kebab man cares abt you is like an even lower version of thinking strippers are actually into you

[Acid House Hospital @darkmusick_]

Mulholland Drive if it happened in The Swag Era

[w willow ‌₍ᐢ..ᐢ⑅₎𓈒 @willow_wept]

found a spooky guy

[Deep thoughts Without The Deep @DeepWithoutDeep]

This is literally the opposite of every Other The Deep gif

[Philip J. Fried @PhilipFried]

no slang or vernacular either just straight inflection and tone

[Philip J. Fried @PhilipFried]

in 2018 i used to get drunk and a toronto accent would come out so quick and accurate i had white boys from the gta thinking i was from jane n finch (couldn’t point it out on a map)

[Philip J. Fried @PhilipFried]

was actually able to enter REM sleep last night holy fuck guys omg omg omg no more 2hours of sleep a day WE MADE ITTTTT

[🇭🇹 @__pjdmusic]

so do nonblack people of color

[🌌Prostate Hail Mary Tedesco🛰️ @chiltonism]

"The cuntessa" GAY AS HELL

[Philip J. Fried @PhilipFried]

sapphics? in london ontario?????

[Yvee ⋆˚࿔ | #TRINAYDA @yvethetruth]

this what happen when you conflate black culture with the internet culture

[Whizzo #TENOÍ @whizzowhozzo]

Got called larp for watching gameplay videos because my family was too poor to buy the game consoles

[Philip J. Fried @PhilipFried]

i need to bottom so bad

[ソノ @ciiuwp]

“Yo do you wanna hop on overwatch tonight?”

[Philip J. Fried @PhilipFried]

@intrinsicji oomf went viral?!?

[ji ৻ꪆ @intrinsicji]

tay keith fuck these niggas butts

[Most Agreeable Disposition @THEEBADDESTLES]

I’m actually still processing that we’re seeing Lestat fully as himself for the first time and it’s already brutally heartbreaking.

[lestatbian @mylelio]

he’s SO fucking funny. if you hate him in this episode you’re cracked idk what to tell you