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[phil @PhilipHall]

@CitizenVMovie Brilliant, so on point.

[phil @PhilipHall]

@vonderleyen 🤢🤮

[PEOPLE OF BRITAIN @britspatriots]

Meanwhile in the United Kingdom 🇬🇧

[The RifleMan 🇺🇸 @RivalDarkSide]

Whoever put this together is genius. 😂😂😂 Now we need a satire version.

[J Stewart @triffic_stuff_]

🚨 THE MOST BLATANT, UNDENIABLE EXAMPLE OF TWO-TIER POLICING YOU WILL EVER SEE! 😡

A police liaison officer is filmed calmly addressing a large group of Muslim men outside a mosque in Stoke-on-Trent (Staffordshire Police, near Darul Falah Mosque in Hanley) amid disorder.

His exact words, spoken through a megaphone:

“If there’s any weapons or anything like that, what I would do is discard them at the mosque.”

“Don’t give anybody any reason to have any interaction with the police, so if there’s any weapons, get rid of them. We are not going to arrest anybody.”

Absolutely staggering. No searches. No arrests. Just friendly advice to stash the weapons inside the mosque and carry on.

Imagine if it was a group of white English lads tooled up with knives, bats or worse in the middle of the same chaos. We’d have seen riot gear deployed, police dogs, baton charges, mass arrests, air support, the full works, followed by blanket media coverage branding them “far-right thugs”.

Instead? A calm, helpful suggestion. A quiet word of advice: “Just discard them in the mosque, lads.”

This is blatant, on-camera proof of two-tier policing happening openly in the UK.

The force itself admitted this footage damaged public confidence. No wonder.

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

UK law:

If you are Muslim you can punch a police offer in the face, bang your first cousin and claim benefits for your fourth wife (also a family number)

If you are white, you get prison time for tweeting how pissed off you are about it.

Labour are inciting riots

[phil @PhilipHall]

@Diana0578189674 @KingBobIIV I wasn’t comparing him to George Floyd, hence the inverted commas, I was referring to the reaction to start a movement. Sorry if that isn’t clear.

[phil @PhilipHall]

@UKLabour We want change, but not how you are changing it.

[Higgy @higgyboson]

CV.

Completely ruined a major 126 year old political party in less than 2 years.

Became the most hated UK Prime Minister in history.

Unilaterally gave away billions of £'s of taxpayers money with no accountability required from the recipients.

Wrecked the economy.

Failed to control mass immigration, both legal and illegal.

Failed to address the problem of muslim rape gangs.

Increased welfare payments to a point where benefits now cost more than the entire income tax take.

Allowed weekly pro-Palestinian hate marches on our streets.

Consistently referred to people with concerns about the proliferation of migrant violence as "Far Right".

Promoted one of his friends to high office despite knowing he was a buddy of one of the most prolific paedophiles on the planet.

Consistently worked to reverse the result of the biggest democratic vote in British history by stealth.

Placed tax dodgers, fraudsters and CV fantasists in Ministerial posts.

Invited a known islamist terrorist to No.10 while simultaneously banning foreign commentators from the UK for merely reporting on the border fiasco.

Took two weeks to find a Royal Navy ship that actually worked.

Introduced legislation that will destroy the private rental market and create hundreds of thousands of homeless families.

Promised to build 1.5 million homes in five years despite everyone telling him it would be impossible.

Failed to help motorists and hauliers after the rise in the price of fuel caused by the war in Iran.

Continues to allow Ed Milliband to wreck the UK's energy industry with his insane Net Zero policies.

Raised the minimum wage and employers National Insurance contributions leading to thousands of job losses and businesses folding.

Introduced VAT to private school fees leading to many excellent seats of learning closing their doors.

Consistently refused to answer questions during the session in the parliamentary week set aside for this specific purpose.

Consistently failed to accept responsibility for any wrong doing, preferring to sack others instead.

Alienated "working people" while claiming to be on their side.

And the lies. The constant lies.

Failure. Failure. And more Failure.

Time to go.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

There is probably no bigger crime against humanity than the destruction of the United Kingdom.

England in the 90s, where I grew up, was actual paradise.

The pub gardens, the white people, oasis with fish and chips.

There were full bars and clubs 7 nights a week in every single town let alone city.

Always something to do. Even if you were poor, go out with a tenner and have the best time.

10,000 pound night today is 1% of what a 10-pound night was back then.

Neighborly people.

Safe streets. Even the council estates were safe.

You had to live it to understand it.

Everything’s been destroyed.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

If you're always running late for everything, it's not a funny quirk. It's annoying as fuck, and people who can stick to a time think you're a selfish twat.

[Queen Natalie 👑 @TheNorfolkLion]

Ok who done this! 😆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[phil @PhilipHall]

@MarieTidball The hotels are three times the size though.

[Mukul Dekhane @dekhane_mukul]

Let's laugh away our stress with ants.

1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants.
2. To bring ant from another country into your country = Important.
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant.
4. Ant that's looking for a job = Applicant.
5. A spy ant = Informant.
6. A very little ant = Infant.
7. Ant that has a gun = Militant
8. Ant that is fat = Abundant. 8. Ant that is a specialist = Consultant 😂
9. A proud ant = Arrogant 🤔
10. Ant that is cruel and oppressive = Tyrant
11. Ant that is friendly and lovely = Coolant
12. Ant that changed from evil to good deeds = Repentant
13. Ant that accumulated so much food in winter for summer = Abundant
14. Ant that doesn't need a change: Reluctant
15. An ant that keeps financial account = Accountant
16. Ant that occupies a flat = Occupant.
17. Very big ant = Giant
18. The best ant = Excellant 😉
19. Big ant = Elephant
20. Ant that is important = Significant
21. A sarcastic Ant = Mordant
22. An extremely fast ant = Instant
23. Shouting Ant = Rant
24. An ant that keeping changing = Constant.
25. A dirty Ant = Pollutant
26. Any you don't like = Irritant
27. An ant 🐜 causing pity - Poignant
28. An ant 🐜 that’s disgusting : repugnant
29. An ant 🐜 attracting attention : flamboyant
30 A nice smelling ant 🐜: fragrant

Don't stop.... Add yours...

💐🎉💐🎉

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Good

[phil @PhilipHall]

@rmdhs_ Rough as Fuck, that first cut was shockingly bad

[phil @PhilipHall]

@Keir_Starmer Resign you cunt