Philip

I like acoustic guitars and shitty singers.

[Philip @Philipisntemo]

It's 3 a.m. on a Wednesday night and instead of sleeping like a normal person I am currently playing God of War and googling "best sauces to dip totino's pizza bites in"
#LivingTheDream

[Philip @Philipisntemo]

Just started playing the new god of war and beat the first boss and all I have to say is: HOLY. SHIT.

[Philip @Philipisntemo]

She may be eighteen, blind and deaf but she can derp just as good as when she was a pupper ♥️ https://t.co/slfey9dm4P

[Philip @Philipisntemo]

Went to the AFK tavern had a drink played some board games for my birthday with some really cool people. https://t.co/tTiTYagGNK

[Philip @Philipisntemo]

S/O to my homie Adam Markie for getting me a brand new gaming headset for my computer for my birthday!

[Philip @Philipisntemo]

@SorryIOverslept @babegeousbabe Brow game on poiiiint.

[Philip @Philipisntemo]

It is totally your right if you want to join up with the pyramid scheme known as MLM. but the second you start posting those annoying pre written scripts on Facebook Instagram or Twitter I'm deleting you because that shit is just obnoxious.

[Philip @Philipisntemo]

I am so excited for the WOT t.v series. first and probably only time I follow someone famous on Twitter just to get any little tiny leak the information of the show. @rafejudkins blood and bloody ashes, it ya do the greatest fantasy epic justice, it could be 10x bigger than GoT!

[billiam @BillRatchet]

no female has all 5

- a 60 million dollar a year income
- a full set of chain mail armor
- can dunk from the free throw line
- 2 buttholes
- titties so large every single person in their friend group refers to them as 'bazookas'

[Kendra @kendrawcandraw]

Calling romantic partners "daddy" is OUT. Here are some alternatives:
- Father
- My liege
- Chef
- Mr. Prime Minister
- You absolute dumbass
- Ladies and gentlemen
- Deborah

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Billions of dollars are sent to the State of California for Forest fires that, with proper Forest Management, would never happen. Unless they get their act together, which is unlikely, I have ordered FEMA to send no more money. It is a disgraceful situation in lives & money!

[Philip @Philipisntemo]

@kodilaraeee A series of unfortunate events!

[dillonfrancis @DillonFrancis]

Imagine

[Philip @Philipisntemo]

@chellyyybear my sister bought two cases and my sister has pretty good taste so I was like I'll try one they can't be as bad as everyone makes him out to be... Boy, was I wrong! they're worse than people make them out to be

[Philip @Philipisntemo]

So I just had lacroix for the first time and all I have to say is... What. The. FUCK.
I legitimately want to know cool drinks this stuff? It's like carbonated water with not even a hint, maybe like one tenth of a hint of flavor. Seriously disgusting.

[Philip @Philipisntemo]

@AnnieGravity I've only ever had one email account in my life. I dread the day that I have to find an email and the search function isn't able to.

[ᶜᵒⁿˢᵗᵃⁿᵗⁱⁿᵉ @greenIight]

some of y’all never pretended to be asleep while hiding your nintendo ds under your pillow and it shows

[Philip @Philipisntemo]

@PlanetNightmare The only thing I really care about is the fact that I haven't owned pet since I was 16 years old because the last time I had, ended so traumatically. 10 older and a year and a half sober I finally get up the courage to get Misty and she's not coming with me? Over my dead body.

[Philip @Philipisntemo]

Oh, and since Misty is so young, she needs to build roots here. So shell be staying here when you leave...😭
Don't worry, you'll still be able to visit her! Oh, visit when? No that won't work.
Actually the forget visiting for the first few months. Well be too busy.