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agricultural economist, farmer

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Nikama rigging an election is not as easy as its said to be. 2027 tunastream live mpaka onlyfans,sugoi man will have to seek asylum in India before we catch him.

[Hon.Kamau Kabogo,HSC ✸ @HonKamauKabogo]

Umbwa wewe

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

This is the man that the whole country is entrusting to give a free and fair election

[Mercy Nicky @Mercynicky_]

That man is always lied to the way he lies to us🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ambidexter!⚡ @drambidexter]

Why didn't peer pressure push you to being successful, or educated?
It only pushed you into being a hoe.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

The voter turn out is crazy na those are people who voted in 2022.

Gen Z wakitokea hivi Kasongo anaenda Kamiti very early in the morning.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

It appears the only successful way to having development in your constituency is through the demise of your MP. Huyu wa huku kwetu kasarani nataka nipange na malaya wapake ratrat kwa nippos. Akienda namna hii huku tutaekewa ata airport. Kasarani International airport coming soon

[savo @Savo_ke]

He didn't follow academics, he followed his dream seems like while in streets he used to dreamm big..
Big congratulations to him

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

The last few days have shown me there are a lot of potential clients for the offence of murder on this app. A lot. Ni opportunity mmekosa.

[Nahashon Kimemia @NahashonKimemia]

😂😂😂

[Philosopher @Philosopher254]

Plot twist: the judge would not believe you if you appeared in his court claiming that your gun used in robbery was stolen from your house and you weren't aware it was stolen for all that time....

[Lennox Omondi @_lennoxomondi]

I've just sent someone KSh 23,000 via Pesalink and the transaction fee was just KSh 20

I had to check how much Safaricom would have charged. KSh 108 which is 5x more

[𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 @254_icon]

Hakuna kitu poa kama kukua na kwako hii Nairobi. Like ata uende upige shughuli hadi late aje unajua you have a place to go. Kuishi kwa mtu hii Nairobi hukuja na madharau ingine na lack of peace

[Pretiosa periculis @GacheriNdumba]

A part of this case was DNA testing and THEY WERE HIS BIOLOGICAL KIDS.

So muwache kutunga hadithi.

[Njagamugo @The_Nyerian]

This should happen in Kenya

[𝙒𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙧 @Reggaewailer]

Nakuhurumia 🤣🤣

[gids @gidikariuki]

@manu_mwafrika We are shit

[Kip Mimi @Kvaati]

Ni kama wakenya huwa wamerogwa

[St.Paul's University @SPUKenya]

Bachelor's of Divinity (Theology) this September?

[Heisenberg @DrJuma_M]

Mbona Wanamuita Motherfvcker?