Phil North

22 years and counting in the Land of Smiles and I'm still nowhere near understanding what on earth goes on here...

[Phil North @PhilipNorth]

@bourscheid @AntiToxicPeople This lady nails it - https://t.co/yzi1IzlSVJ

[Phil North @PhilipNorth]

@Boldyboy1975 The Skanky Kipper

[Phil North @PhilipNorth]

@SartorialThug For starters, Alexander and Pedro should be taken out the back and shot.

[Phil North @PhilipNorth]

@SartorialThug Thoughts..?

[Phil North @PhilipNorth]

@stevenmonkhouse The miserable c*nt has won more than $24 million doing something he seemingly hates participating in. I’m watching in the hope he falls into a lake or gets bitten by a snake.

[Phil North @PhilipNorth]

@Storrscommoner @tony_como They had to hang a pork chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him

[Phil North @PhilipNorth]

@smale_ann @TheCelticManor Brilliant! Please pass on my best wishes, Ann-Marie.

[Phil North @PhilipNorth]

@scb_thailand EVERY. SINGLE. TIME I use this app (which you have made me use by removing all other options) it crashes my phone. There is nowhere inside the app to give you feedback, hence this post. Please ask your developers to investigate the issue. I’m on an iPhone.

[Phil North @PhilipNorth]

Casually chasing down 166 after 9.4 overs. Ridiculous! #IPL24

[Phil North @PhilipNorth]

@Keeponwalking__ @mikefatkin @GlamCricket Thanks Adz. Never seen that before and a nice touch!

[Phil North @PhilipNorth]

@mikefatkin You talking to yourself nowadays, Chief?

[Matt Maynard MBE @mattmaynard25]

Please retweet @Colly622 @MichaelVaughan @DeanConway1 @HelpforHeroes @GlamCricket @CricketersTrust @surreycricket

[Phil North @PhilipNorth]

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[Phil North @PhilipNorth]

Marked on off the bucket list tonight at the MCG. What a fantastic experience in a wonderful stadium along with 79,000 other frozen fans.

[Phil North @PhilipNorth]

@mikefatkin There he is..! #neverchange

[Phil North @PhilipNorth]

@mikefatkin I’d even order a pizza with pineapple on (should never be allowed) just to see you on a moped, Chief! Hopefully you’d be your usual jaunty, carefree self in order to get a tip.

[Phil North @PhilipNorth]

@philsteele1 Have to feel for Eddie, don’t you…

[Phil North @PhilipNorth]

@stevenmonkhouse An all-night Stringfellows bender with Dennis Hickey followed by 30 overs (of floated filth) 4 for 60.

[Phil North @PhilipNorth]

@mikefatkin Cheers Chief! Celebrating with the most expensive steak in the restaurant tonight (Mrs paying) and my first round of golf for 5 years tomorrow. Fingers crossed I can break 100!

[Phil North @PhilipNorth]

@si610 Saw it with the nipper this week. You’ll love it and the 2.5 hours will fly by. Top movie!