Philip Martins

goomer hoover goober maneuver

[Philip Martins @Philipponty]

#cusegameday

[Daniel Saladfish @DannySaladfish]

Wait, this twitter is still active??

New YouTube video I made just dropped!! I'm pretty happy with how it turned out. who knows, you might be seeing more of these soon👀
https://t.co/IxzieFPGNi

[Daniel Saladfish @DannySaladfish]

Cooking up something pompous with much circumstance...

T-[REDACTED] days until the game changes @Cuse_Esports

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

does anyone remember kamala harris

[t @semiskimmedmilf]

this is what paddington would look like in missionary

[Mervin @holeliker]

im a 9/11 last responder, i just arrived on the scene today. looks like it’s already been taken care of

[Philip Martins @Philipponty]

:(

[O.J. Simpson @TheRealOJ32]

Today’s the day! Let’s go @BuffaloBills Let’s go @49ers

[bunkey @chiefkeefmidi]

the haters dont want me to make this delicious soup right now

[Syracuse After Hours @cuseafterhours]

what should we write? we're out of ideas

[Philip Martins @Philipponty]

Just realized the Fantastic Mr Fox Chase Music has been playing in my head for about 20 minutes, with no other thoughts being able to break through the impenetrable mental barrier of Fantastic Mr Fox Chase Music

[warrior cop @wyatt_privilege]

It’s gross we haven’t figured out a different way of washing your ass than inserting bar of soap halfway

[bunkey @chiefkeefmidi]

this most recent minor inconvenience is the worst that has ever happened to me

[Philip Martins @Philipponty]

@rasamat_y gimme oven

[Philip Martins @Philipponty]

God gave us cars for when we’re too drunk to walk

[Philip Martins @Philipponty]

listen up chomos

[Philip Martins @Philipponty]

loneliness corrupts