Philip Johnson

Remember Forrest Gump walked and he was pretty stupid

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@KevinOConnor casual

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Al Michaels is feeling it tonight

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@HoustonTexans 2014?

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The Texans doing a second game in battle red was kinda like the mariners giving humpy that second dub

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

SHOUTOUT TO HUMPY

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AND HUMPY WON?!? what a night

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@acosta32_jp lol yes 🤦🏾‍♂️

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reznor and ross things

[sideline sarah @sidelinesarah]

WE SMOKIN’ ON THAT @CoachRexRyan PACK—BYE WEEK‼️🫨

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@BenjaminSolak @NextGenStats Felt like they played for the long field goal as well 😔

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Need more don giovanni

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Can’t stand it when Christopher doesn’t clear the binger 😾😾

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s8 plotline where susan keeps intentionally breaking rules in front of black people, but none of them care 🧐

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gone girl plotline in s3 of desperate housewives 🤔

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Guys they’re letting me watch it

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Why won’t they let me watch shadow of the vampire

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Sometimes “remember when” is the way

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He broke my ribs 😮

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Hillcrest bakery in Bothell

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@SEAbuoy I saw you at the game but was too nervous to say hi 🥺

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@riversmccown The confidence in the team is the craziest part. They’ve never won like this before