Phil Brand

If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand

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@pornavgraphy call me right now slut

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@pornavgraphy what ya talkin bout m8?

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last night sleeping in a bed until december 12th...#ya!

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Everyone's at school gettin all spirited and shit and I'm just here figuring out how to fit an icepick into my luggage. #2MoreDays

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Walter Becker (1 of the 2 founding members of steely dan) went to Scarsdale High School. Fck every1 else, he's our most distinguished alum!

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Impromptu Steely Dan concert with pa #sikemeup

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thank you very little

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Can't really tell what day of the week it is these days #thebumlife

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....still in Scarsdale.....

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"Come on, dude! No one's doing it!" --Hipster Peer Pressure

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Contrary to popular belief, 7 hour bus rides don't help with raging hangovers.

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Fun weekend at Cõlgate w @Antscarcella and @mickeymouse615. Now, one more week until the wilderness of patagucci. ❄️☔️⛄️

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Throwback Thursday to the time my mom named her horse Tiesto not even knowing the DJ existed. I bet she and the dude would be friends.

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Using the word "occur" in place of the word "happen" is pretty damn lame.

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taxi driver got pulled over for picking me up instead of the ppl on the line and said to the officer "I no listen to you!" and kept driving.

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@marzbar316 @V7Lucas I didn't know tying sweaters around the waist was still a thing...nice.

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as closed minded as it sounds, HONY has to be brought back to nyc otherwise we might as well call it humans suffering in unfortuante places

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nothing else matters // metallica

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Federer Respect.

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You can never make too much popcorn. You can never use too much salsa.