Philosophical Jokes

A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes - Wittgenstein

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A rabbit walks into a bar. Quack.

#philosophy

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Weeping angels just aren't all that scary to Berkeleyans. #doctorwho

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Q: What do you call a philosopher who has a lot of imaginary friends?
A: A solipsist

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Good is good? I think we need Moore information

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Grayling: "But it is also the case that dishonesty can be... a servant of higher and better kinds of truth". In conclusion, I didn't do it.

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If you don't get the joke, you can't say whether or not it's funny :p

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Bertrand Russell reads an online pub review: "The King's Head: very friendly." He downvotes it, as it's false.

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Zeno: Suppose that q. But then not-q. Therefore, p.
#ProofsThatP

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Poor guy, stressing out about the #Turing #test. (via the science on G+ community). #math #philosophy #logic

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Meanwhile, at @CambUP_PHILNYUK....

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People keep thinking I'm mute, when actually I'm just having this really long ineffeable experience. Words can't say how annoying it is.

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Phil Socs everywhere: putting the "pissed" into epistemology

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Gazing into the void... you might say it's a nietzsch interest. #philosophy

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Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for my profound Buddhist insights

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'Conquer himself' #teenagephilosophy

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Kantians do it phenomenally

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G.E. Moore: Keepin' it real

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Q: What do you call a philosopher who still believes in Father Christmas?
A: A modal realist. #philosophy

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