piss, piss, dildo, kick a pussy up a wall, would you eat a man sized pizza, let’s combine our last names, dick, saily, penis, friday night am i right ladies
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“sOmEoNe HaS tO” as if there aren’t literally hundreds of thousands of us ready willing and able (and BEGGING) to wax ad nauseam about phil’s child-bearing hips at the drop of a hat, 24/7. dan be so for real.
it's another 🍝FLACCID🍦 🗓️MONDAY⛅ and our 👬DADDIES👨❤️👨 are in 🏖️portguGAY🇵🇹. this is your reminder to 💦STAY HYDRATED🚿 and 🌊WATER💧 🚽BLAST🚀 your 🕳️SPHINCTERS🍑 because 🔜NEXT WEEK⏭️ we're 🦵KICKING OUR 🐈PUSSIES🐱 🆙UP⤴️ THE 🧱WALL🧱 and getting 🪨ROCK 🔥FUCKING 💎SOLID🍆
putting hard launch on mondays was actually so mean of them bc now my brain is dependent on that dopamine hit every week, and when i don't have it to look forward to, i'm basically a zombie. FUCK YOUR VACATION, MOMMY NEEDS HER YAOI COCAINE!!!!