✨philussy✨

one of the aforementioned they/she bisexuals

[✨philussy✨ @philowphrincess]

*UPDATED* dnp pc trades!!

🩵 up for trade
❤️ iso
💜 diso

**only open to 🇨🇦/🇺🇸 trades rn!!**
@dnptrades @phanniehub

[sarah ⚞•⚟ @sarahtoninoff]

the way this is canon and dan knows it too

[gi :p @um_just_gi]

life IS worth living

[lynn 🦭 @lavenderpheal]

chappell roan actually wrote casual about the golden pig

[macy ★ @phanfaerie]

how it feels being a dan and phil phan in 2026

[alicia b 🌳 @aliciab_cdef]

piss, piss, dildo, kick a pussy up a wall, would you eat a man sized pizza, let’s combine our last names, dick, saily, penis, friday night am i right ladies

thanks for listening to hard launch, join us over on the patreon for more, nordvpn

[✨philussy✨ @philowphrincess]

there’s a difference between knowing dan and phil send each other nudes and Knowing dan and phil send each other nudes

[skrundle ⚞•⚟ @imskrundle]

I LOVE YOU SLUTTY SELFIE PHIL LESTER

[maria @pinofdnp]

exactly me too dan

[alex 🐌 @snaillester]

IVE NEVER EVEN SEEN A DOUBLE PROPOSAL IN THIS GAME ??? AND OF COURSE IT HAPPENS TO THESE TWO

[klara ٠࣪⭑ @dnplvrs]

he does talk about those hips quite a lot, do you guys think he might be a bit… obsessed?

[gaby ✧ @howellaboutphil]

not dans entire face turning red-

[✨philussy✨ @philowphrincess]

“sOmEoNe HaS tO” as if there aren’t literally hundreds of thousands of us ready willing and able (and BEGGING) to wax ad nauseam about phil’s child-bearing hips at the drop of a hat, 24/7. dan be so for real.

[✨philussy✨ @philowphrincess]

SHE HAS ARRIVED

[✨philussy✨ @philowphrincess]

@danielhowell PHATHERS SAID “NO FLACCID MONDAYS FOR OUR PHILDREN” GOD BLESS 🙏🏽

[✨philussy✨ @philowphrincess]

yeah yeah sure sure but does anyone know where i can get this beautiful bracelet? i think it would actually make a lovely necklace 🥰

[Jay ✪⚓︎ @jaestilll]

hello i'm back here again

[mint @mothmanbussy]

it's another 🍝FLACCID🍦 🗓️MONDAY⛅ and our 👬DADDIES👨‍❤️‍👨 are in 🏖️portguGAY🇵🇹. this is your reminder to 💦STAY HYDRATED🚿 and 🌊WATER💧 🚽BLAST🚀 your 🕳️SPHINCTERS🍑 because 🔜NEXT WEEK⏭️ we're 🦵KICKING OUR 🐈PUSSIES🐱 🆙UP⤴️ THE 🧱WALL🧱 and getting 🪨ROCK 🔥FUCKING 💎SOLID🍆

[✨philussy✨ @philowphrincess]

*insert 'this is a comedy podcast' disclaimer*

[✨philussy✨ @philowphrincess]

putting hard launch on mondays was actually so mean of them bc now my brain is dependent on that dopamine hit every week, and when i don't have it to look forward to, i'm basically a zombie. FUCK YOUR VACATION, MOMMY NEEDS HER YAOI COCAINE!!!!

[Oliver 🫧 @theolivermirror]

Flaccid Monday? No problem!

https://t.co/nnTZ21EkSf

[✨philussy✨ @philowphrincess]

partners in everything, inevitably 🥲

[mads 𓆏 but more gay @howellslesbians]

best friends, lovers, partners in crime