Phil P

Born and raised in Montreal.
Living in Toronto.

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@inhisname123 Nice rack.
But she still won’t get my vote

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@lippyent Take on Me video

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@AntiLeftMemes And all these people were apparently really having the stroke you thought Joe was having.

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@lippyent Lusitania

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@KhanSaba1278 Patsy.
As per Lee Harvey Oswald.

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@SandraRodkey Move to North Korea.
You’ll LOVE it there

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@onlyskypace 48

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@TrumpsHurricane More like:
A Nightmare on Elm Street”

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@AntiLeftMemes Ford Pinto.
Just waiting o be rear ended

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@TrumpsHurricane Move to Gaza.
You’ll notice the difference immediately

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@lippyent Jim Croce whose last words were the same as Buddy Holly’s:
Oh no we’re gonna crash!

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@JoJoFromJerz So says a vampire who is among the “undead”

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@AntiLeftMemes Most of these callers are inebriated.
Just like her

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@StephenKing Forrest Gump waded into it.

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@AZ_Brittney I like Presidents who don’t finance the terrorist organization that runs Iran

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@Nemiaishere The truth hurts

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@lippyent Lost in Biden

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@lippyent Uber

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@StephenKing Stephen King hasn’t been the same since his unfortunate accident.
Sad.

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@TrumpsHurricane AI can’t replace this washed up actor soon enough