Phil

Product evangelist. Blue-sky thinker. Innovator.

[Phil @PhilsFeelings]

Walk and talk in the office, it conveys importance. I once had a ten minute chat and ended up outside.

[Phil @PhilsFeelings]

@LogoTV @thewbang @honeybourne Still happening... and I click on a story every day... I WANT TO READ THEM. (;

[Phil @PhilsFeelings]

You can't put a price on creative capital, and my cranium is like Fort Knox.

[Phil @PhilsFeelings]

If you have friends to appreciate, you’re not spending enough time at work. #lonewolf

[Phil @PhilsFeelings]

@FIFA Cancel the match tonight, just seen Big Phil’s facial hair. We all know who the winner here is. #WorldCup2014 #whiskerwin

[Phil @PhilsFeelings]

@philrance Agree! But I think you spelled 'brilliance' wrong. #spellcheck

[Phil @PhilsFeelings]

@ToiParaz That is good advice, but I find speaking louder than everyone usually does the trick! #respectthevolume

[Phil @PhilsFeelings]

If you have something to say to your colleagues, why voice it? Put it in a powerpoint & read it out in a meeting. It conveys importance

[Phil @PhilsFeelings]

Which meat has the highest protein count?

[Phil @PhilsFeelings]

I know these are for kids, but I have so many awesome ideas in the shower - http://t.co/aYsR5kInVI #philsofwisdom

[Phil @PhilsFeelings]

Who could play Phil in the movie biopic of my life? A young Val Kilmer. #CheetahofCheapside #Iceman

[Phil @PhilsFeelings]

Colleagues struggle with my rapid trajectory. My influencing capacity is far more developed. Caddying for the CEO was a masterstroke. #four!

[Phil @PhilsFeelings]

Reworked the budget to get a treadmill work station. Plebs didn’t need air con anyway. #priorities

[Phil @PhilsFeelings]

Thinking about doing lunges on the way home from the station - 2 birds, 1 stone

[Phil @PhilsFeelings]

Does anyone know how you apply for I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here?

[Phil @PhilsFeelings]

@phil_maund That’s a win.

[Phil @PhilsFeelings]

Going to need the minions to pull an all-nighter and finish my report. Going to allow them to eat at their desks as a perk! #takeawaytuesday

[Phil @PhilsFeelings]

The guys in the office drew my sweepstake team for me. I got West Germany and I hear they’ve won it before – feeling confident! #WorldCup

[Phil @PhilsFeelings]

It’s good to look proactive - like a real problem solver. Sometimes I pretend to fix the printer if I don’t have any other work. #moretoner

[Phil @PhilsFeelings]

Cookies ‘n Cream protein shake running low. #gainscompromised

[Phil @PhilsFeelings]

Decide. Change. Reinvent. Streamline. And vice versa. #philsofwisdom