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First doctor that tells me I can't eat dairy anymore is getting sued for malpractice

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@CheesyCheesy3 I saw him at Kroger and he has no idea of how big his ass is now. Kept turning around in the aisle and knocking pickles of the shelf 🤣🤣🤣

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@kylerrobbins If they take away my driving range, January 6th will look like a child's play

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I think Bill should be there too

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

This Jaylen situation can be fixed with one 3-hour dinner in the private room at Toscano’s - table for 6, the Jays, Joe Mazz, Stevens, Chisholm and Wyc. The right trade isn’t there, shit happened, just talk it out without agents, family and extended circle flunkies poisoning it.

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@ethnicohioan We'll find that one

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@tommy_crimes Landon Roupp putting the 14 words on the brim of his cap

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Ref with the Charlie Horse!

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@ANTIFAldo Chilean Track & Field administration searching for the tape to see if he has javelin potential

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@TimCowlishaw He bet a 1st half under the week after he lost the starting QB job

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@thatkidstevej @GovBraun Even a huge portion of the Bears fans in NWI dont want this

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@sugarfreeprimoz @JATompkins That's my driving range, from my cold dead hands

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Keeping my beer bucket between the chlorine tabs and the driveway salt

[Space Angler @spaceangler_]

The Kelce slop they sell in buckets like horse feed probably tastes so good if you took remedial math in HS.

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@btownmoose That's what happens when you try to fire off a tweet between Meetings

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Really good bit to go with. Think I might lean in to complaining about spoilers for A Christmas Story

[claire @CineClaire]

Tom Holland spoiling The Odyssey is career suicide with Nolan

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@btownmoose Dammit

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@kylerrobbins @indystar Every time I see his picture, I know I'm about to read the stupidest thing I will read all day

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@ethnicohioan This Man Hates Lima, Pique, and Sidney, and It Says Something About Society Today

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@iamcohencrazy @Sam_Beishuizen Armstrong was broken after that, pretty crazy how after the years of Pato coming up short he was the most composed of the "almost" guys this time

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@crawf34 I can't imagine bitching out a festival organizer trying to get refunds for a rained out event. Rainouts were part of the risk of buying a ticket to an outdoor event!

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@Sam_Beishuizen @IMS Are they going to drive fast today?